Chira numbuh wan!

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Actually russia cut their own cable and blew up their own piplines and covid was designed by god.

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I think we're in agreement it was clearly the Ukes? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Reiwa]

Cocaine land bends the knee

I guess they thought he was just fucking around.

[Reiwa]

Cocaine manifesto

Trump, I don’t like traveling to the U.S. much, it’s a bit boring, but I confess there are worthy things. I like to go to the Black neighborhoods of Washington. There, I saw a whole fight in the capital of the U.S. between Blacks and Latinos, with barricades, which seemed to me like nonsense, because they should unite.

I confess that I like Walt Whitman, Paul Simon, Noam Chomsky, and Miller.

I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, in the history of the U.S., are memorable and I follow them. They were murdered for being labor leaders with the electric chair by the fascists who are inside the U.S. just as they are in my country.

I don’t like your oil, Trump, you are going to end the human species with greed. Maybe one day, along with a drink of whisky—which I accept despite my gastritis—we can talk frankly about this, but it’s difficult because you consider me an inferior race, and I am not, nor is any Colombian.

So if you are looking for a stubborn person, that’s me, period. You can try to stage a coup with your economic power and arrogance, like you did with Allende. But I will die by my law, I withstood torture, and I resist you. I don’t want slave owners on Colombia’s side, we already had many and we freed ourselves. Who I want to be on Colombia’s side are lovers of freedom. If you can’t join me, I will go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world, and you didn’t understand it. This is the land of the yellow butterflies, the beauty of Remedios, but also of Colonel Aureliano Buendía, one of whom I am, perhaps the last.

You will kill me, but I will survive in my town, which came before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea, and freedom.

You don’t like our freedom, fine. I do not shake hands with white slave owners. I shake the hands of libertarian whites, heirs of Lincoln, and of the Black and white rural boys from the U.S., in front of whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking through the mountains of Tuscany and after saving myself from COVID.

They are the US, and before them, I kneel, before no one else.

Overthrow me president, and the Americas and humanity will respond.

Colombia, now stop looking to the north, look to the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Córdoba, the civilization of that time, from the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood carries the resistant Black people who were turned into slaves by you. In Colombia lies the first free territory of the Americas, before Washington, of all the Americas, I take refuge there in their African songs.

My land is of the goldsmiths that existed in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs, and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete.

You will never dominate us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, and who is called Bolívar, opposes you.

Our peoples are somewhat fearful, somewhat shy, they are naive and kind, lovers, but they will know how to win back the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all over Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, now Panama, before Colombia, whom you murdered.

I raise a flag, and as Gaitán said, even if I am alone, it will remain raised with Latin American dignity, which is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather didn’t know, but mine did, Mr. President, immigrant in the US.

Your blockade does not scare me because Colombia, in addition to being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know you love beauty as I do, don’t disrespect it, and it will offer you its sweetness.

COLOMBIA FROM NOW ON FACES THE WHOLE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE, AND HUMANITY.

I have been informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruit of our human labor to enter the US, I will do the same.

Let our people plant corn, which was discovered in Colombia, and feed the world.

[shovelquest]

Overthrow 🤣

[Reiwa]

It would be a great cathartic moment for the nation to continually embarass South American nations as they attempt to refuse our flights.

Except Argentina. I think they will play ball. Let's check back in a week.

[shovelquest]

man im rednoted this place is way better than us wtf even their games are like totally nuts.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

man im rednoted this place is way better than us wtf even their games are like totally nuts.

That looks amazing.

Do I have to join the party to play it?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lying about paper masks being effective to keep the drool cups from losing their minds and killing eachother at the grocery store

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[Ekco]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"You don't believe the Chinese propaganda?"

"How about some Chinese propaganda images? Checkmate."

when you consume both sides propaganda it kinda evens out and as someone into the blade runner dystopian athestic, i'd rather live in Chongqing than Akihabara in japan.

fuckin place looks AI generated
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[shovelquest]

Nice pictures of china are propaganda.

Meanwhile...

VISIT THE BEUTIFUL US COAST

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