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[skarlorn]

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[AzzarTheGod]

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woke .gif if ur on enough drugs its a .gif n not a jpeg tell me im wrong

[skarlorn]

i feel a lot better guys and gals but sometimes i think about the fact that my small intestine is poking thru my abdomen and it really unsettles me. takes a lot of mental discipline to let go of the hot potato thought and refocus.

4 months til they give me a new butt

[AzzarTheGod]

u get that new ass, then u get that new job

god takes time, theres a waiting line

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[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i feel a lot better guys and gals but sometimes i think about the fact that my small intestine is poking thru my abdomen and it really unsettles me. takes a lot of mental discipline to let go of the hot potato thought and refocus.

4 months til they give me a new butt

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

smiled hard toward the end of this post and quit reading it to savor the feeling. classic trademarked dumbassology

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hopefully the lack of physical pain and other complications help you past that more and more quickly as you heal up^^

I do gotta question though and you not hafta answer if you don't want, but I kinda curious how you new butt gonna work. can they build you a new colon with a 3D printer or it synthetic? it electronic where it liek notify you that you gotta poop, or it liek manual where you just gotta liek flip the switch to empty it out you but once a day. I know it not something anybody ever want, but there advantages to being able to poo on demand :3

Great question MM, right now the end of my small intestine poketh thru my tum like the butt end of a roma tomato.

Stage 2 surgery they will pull that back inside and then do some clever slicing and stitching to create a new rectum of sorts, which will be stitched into the area where my colon version of poop holder used to be.

this will take a couple months to heal and i'll continue having the ileostomy bag, though now my poo will drain through a hole pierced at a higher point of the intestine (pretty sure this is the strat)

then the third and final surgery they will untie a knot or something and close the hole in my tum and i'll eat food and it will pass thru my small intestine and then out my butt hole, and I'll be able to do yoga and be rambunctious again [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Great question MM, right now the end of my small intestine poketh thru my tum like the butt end of a roma tomato.

Stage 2 surgery they will pull that back inside and then do some clever slicing and stitching to create a new rectum of sorts, which will be stitched into the area where my colon version of poop holder used to be.

this will take a couple months to heal and i'll continue having the ileostomy bag, though now my poo will drain through a hole pierced at a higher point of the intestine (pretty sure this is the strat)

then the third and final surgery they will untie a knot or something and close the hole in my tum and i'll eat food and it will pass thru my small intestine and then out my butt hole, and I'll be able to do yoga and be rambunctious again [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

well that cool :3 I was just curious because I had thought the purpose of the colon was liek so poop don't just constantly come out you butt liek a goat (relative had colon cancer and hadta have part they colon removed, just part though), so wondered how it all work ^^

[skarlorn]

ya dawg, the good news is that my ability to focus and work 7 days a week is at an all new level now that im' not literally dying slowly. Gearing up this company for a sale next year so I can walk away with some low-grade nobility cash in the pocket and drop the plat straight into Law School.

Should be taking my first round of LSATs about a month or two after my new ass system is all healed up

[skarlorn]

hoping that in my life they can create a synthetic colon that doesn't get attacked by my crazed immmune system tho, would b woke