Nocturne

[Kaym]

Anyone know anything about his educational background? Because this shit is gold.

[Splorf22]

Originally Posted by Nocturne [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok so someone had to put the hydrogen in one area and waited a few hundred million years. That's where God comes in. Unless of course you're telling me that hydrogen is alive and was able to will itself together into one place.

I guess making a nuclear reactor is easy too. I mean all you need is a particle accelerator and some uranium and bam, nuclear energy! So simple a three year old could understand it! Unless of course they were indoctrinated into a Christian household then making nuclear energy might not be so easy!

You could be the poster child for the motto "easier said than done". Hey guys, driving a car is really easy so that must mean that making one is also! All you need is some metal, some rubber and some fuel! So Simple a three year old could handle it!

I think you are just trolling me at this point.

Nuclear reactors don't use particle accelerators.

Not to mention that your comparisons don't make sense anyway: putting a bunch of shit in a pile and letting it sit there is conceptually simple, making a nuclear reactor or even a car is not.

And why is gravity not a reasonable mechanism for hydrogen atoms to appear in one place?

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by Splorf22 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think you are just trolling me at this point.

Nuclear reactors don't use particle accelerators.

Not to mention that your comparisons don't make sense anyway: putting a bunch of shit in a pile and letting it sit there is conceptually simple, making a nuclear reactor or even a car is not.

And why is gravity not a reasonable mechanism for hydrogen atoms to appear in one place?

Listen you stupid fucking shit farter ass baton, have you ever heard of this little book called the BIBLE?! Yeah. I have. I heard of it when I was too young to hear even. Now if you weren’t so STUPID and RETARDED and used a little COMMON SENSE, you would know that everything that you don’t understand was done by magic. Take my phone for instance, it has a camera in it! Now I’ve seen cameras before and they are MUCH bigger than a phone. So how can a phone have a camera you may ask? Duh, you stupid mongoloid shit-chucker, God did it with magic. Now you may be wondering why the God from the Old Testament and not the gods from the hundred other religions that exist? Well if you took the time to read the BIBLE, AKA The True Encyclopedia of Smart-Guy Knowledge For True Geniuses (TTEoSGKFTG), you dumbass fucking anal reaming ass-poker, you would know that it mentions dinosaurs. QED.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Nocturne [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok so someone had to put the hydrogen in one area and waited a few hundred million years. That's where God comes in. Unless of course you're telling me that hydrogen is alive and was able to will itself together into one place.

I guess making a nuclear reactor is easy too. I mean all you need is a particle accelerator and some uranium and bam, nuclear energy! So simple a three year old could understand it! Unless of course they were indoctrinated into a Christian household then making nuclear energy might not be so easy!

This shit is gold! This thread... keeps me from falling asleep at work. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Zadrian]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This shit is gold! This thread... keeps me from falling asleep at work. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If someone needs to put the H atoms together, and gravity didn't exist until Isaac Newton told us that it is there, logic would dictate that Isaac Newton is God.

[Black Jesus]

a bunch of hydrogen sitting around isn't going to fucking spontaneously combust

all the stars will one day go dark (pun intended) . the only violation (aka SUPERNATURAL FORCE) of the 2nd law of thermodynamics (entropy) occurred at the big bang, partly because there was no universe for laws to exist in. either way, the evidence is clear that God made the universe, and impregnated the virgin mary with jesus to die for our sins 32 years later

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Zadrian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

logic would dictate that Isaac Newton is God.

This post still contains less illogic than any of Nocturne's posts in this thread.

[gotrocks]

this shit gets more ridiculous by the page.

im gonna use my particle fuckin accelerator to magic up some freaky ass fuckin stars while i drive my car through a nuclear reactor.

because TTEoSGKFTG

[Kagatob]

BlackJesus and all of his posts are gone. The thread is half as stupid as it was before [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Nihilist_santa]

You guys know less about stars than evolution apparently. How about that fine tuning argument again? If you did not have universal constants like Strong's force your stars would not form or any of the other elements necessary for life as we know it.

Kagatob, put down that broom a minute and ask one of the scientist where you work about this.