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[Glacios]

Durham Investigation Into Russia Collusion Origin is Now a Criminal Investigation

[Horza]

Originally Posted by Glacios [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Durham Investigation Into Russia Collusion Origin is Now a Criminal Investigation

Tim Pool is one of the funniest alt-right "centrists" out there. Some of his hilarious "socially liberal" content:

"Feminists Outraged That The Line To The Mens Bathroom Is Shorter"

"Man Investigated For Hate Crime For Refusing To Sleep With Trans Person"

"The Senate Is Being Briefed On UFOs, Its Time The Truth Came Out"

"Fox News Apologizes Over Offensive Comment About Greta Thunberg, Dont Fall For THIS TRAP"

Bonus: Pool openly praises Adolf Hitler as "a certain World War Two-era hero."

[Horza]

Rudy Giuliani butt-dials NBC reporter, heard discussing need for cash and trashing Bidens.

Late in the evening on Oct. 16, Rudy Giuliani made a phone call to this reporter. The fact that Giuliani was reaching out wasn’t remarkable. He and the reporter had spoken earlier that night for a story about his ties to a fringe Iranian opposition group, but this call, it would soon become clear, wasn’t a typical case of a source following up with a reporter.

[Horza]

Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to explain why far-right site Breitbart belongs on Facebook's “trusted” sources.

Facebook News is partnering with a variety of regional newspapers and some major national partners, including USA Today and The Wall Street Journal. But its “trusted” sources also include Breitbart, a far-right site whose co-founder Steve Bannon once described it as a platform for the alt-right. Breitbart has been criticized for repeated inaccurate and incendiary reporting, often at the expense of immigrants and people of color.

[Wonkie]

We're moving armor to Syria but the very online soldiers say their bridges are bad.

Are US bridges built to allow tanks? Asking to a Tex

[Madbad]

Stfu and level

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Madbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Stfu and level

Giuliani: So, you see, I need you to dig up dirt on these Turkish companies, or else my client Joe Biden won't let the Russians . . . wait a minute.

Ukrainians: . . . .

Guiliani [pulls out flow chart on dog-eared piece of paper]: Shit. Okay. Start over.
Guiliani: So, if THIS [holds up glass of whiskey] is Burma . .

Ukranian: Burisma

Guiliani: . . . Burisma, and THAT [pointing to enormous pile of cocaine] is, um, Zbigniew?

Ukrainian: Before you say cocaine is Turkish dissident preacher

Giuliani: YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PLACE
Ukrainian1: So . . we make contribution .to Texas man of Congress . .

Ukrainian2: who is lose

U1: yes yes who definitely will be lose . . and this help . . Bank of Incredible Hulk?

U2: is almost but not quite

Giuliani: [sifting through pile of hand puppets] wait wait wait
Giuliani: okay so YOU . . . [points at Ukrainian 1]

U1: "look at me, I am the Trump, I want investigation now, rarr rarr rarr"

Giuliani: . . . wants to make YOU . . . . [points to Ukranian 2]

U2: "I am poor innocent Vienna man, leave me alone"

Giuliani: NO NO NO, START OVER
Giuliani: So we need a deal, a quick pro quota if you will, that Ukraine will...

Ukrainian 1: what is beep

Giuliani: What?

U1: your ass is making beep beep beep

Giuliani: [checking pocket] Huh. How funny. I dialed the Chief of the Criminal Division.

Ukrainian 1: WHY YOU CALLING JUSTICE PLACE WHILE WE ARE DOING THE CRIMES

GIULIANI: IT WAS BY ACCIDENT I DIDN'T KNOW I DIALED

Ukrainian 2: And why is light on that hotel phone?

U1: is SPEAKER PHONE LIGHT!

FBI Agent on Speaker Phone: sup

2nd Agent on Speaker Phone: awkward
Ukranian 1: ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT CALL? HERE IS MY CELL PHONE. YOU CALL INTERPOL?

Giuliani: please please it was .. they were mistakes

Ukranian 2: YOU ARE WORSE CRIMINAL WE EVER MEET, AND WE LIVED IN FLORIDA

FBI Agent On Speaker Phone: guys guys stop shouting it's kinda echo-y
mentions
GIULIANI enters his home. He drops a suitcase in the hall and walks dejectedly, shuffling, to the den, where he slumps on the couch, crossing his arms in irritation.

GIULIANI: Maria, you would not BELIEVE the day I've had.

FBI AGENT IN OBVIOUS WIG: Tell me all about it, lover.
GIULIANI: And "bribery," @seanhannity, "bribery." Sean, is it "bribery" to demand valuable favors from a foreign government in exchange for official acts? Is it? Of course not. Anyway, Sean, why are all these people here? Did you change your hair?

GRAND JURY FOREPERSON: No.

[feniin]

[panicking Republican voice] NOTHING TO SEE HERE MAGA MAGA

[Rader]

Seriously wtf is with these dupes

Biggest day of p99, EVER, and they keep shilling leftist talking points, like any one cares what they think

I only dropped in for a sec because all the zones are swamped and I felt compelled to see who the true losers were, and my suspicions were confirmed, snortle chortling at the libtards, good luck actually removing from office the orange one, and or dealing with your rage issues

Back to sniping mobs that aren't perma-camped in one of the newbie zones

[Wonkie]

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[panicking Republican voice] NOTHING TO SEE HERE MAGA MAGA

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