imperiouskitten meltdown thread

[Cecily]

As a big fan of the movie Ravenous, I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

Offtopic vs J:

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a big fan of the movie Ravenous, I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

Offtopic vs J:

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[starkind]

Bite ur dick off quest.

[Knowledge]

We're gonna die. Have a good day.

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Knowledge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We're gonna die. Have a good day.

Read a book.

[Ooloo]

Originally Posted by Knowledge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We're gonna die. Have a good day.

I'm not afraid to die, once I'm dead I won't be having any experience at all; good nor bad. The events leading *up* to death might be very unpleasant though, and I don't look forward to that period.

Death itself is nothing to fear though, just like how when you're asleep at night and not having a dream, you simply have no experience. It'll be fine, don't worry.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The events leading *up* to death might be very unpleasant though, and I don't look forward to that period.

Not that I want to be recommending suicide, but if quality of life due to terminal illness and physical pain is terrible, the best method is probably a heroin or fentanyl OD

You would feel extremely good as the drug’s mental effects begin, then the drug would cause you to lose consciousness after that, then it would suppress your CNS that controls breathing, causing you to die in your sleep. So the last thing you would be aware of is feeling really really good

It’s about the most pleasant way I can think to go

[Disease]

Originally Posted by twerk_happy_faggot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm halfway dead right now and it's pretty ugly. There is a murderer inside me.

The FUCKING BEAST revived itself overnight, I've been doing headstands and inducing vomiting all day. Black mucus, yummmm. At least I got to eat an egg mcmuffin and 2 hash browns from mcdonalds 2 days ago when everything was working okay.

I have a new specific diagnosis and plan tho. Exterminate the mucus. Don't count me out. I just ate 3 handfuls of trail mix after buying intestinal space with my patented therapeutic bulimia, and I feel fantastic. For now. If I hear a loud sound or step on a lego I am very likely to go Galadriel mode tho.

Let's give the American medical system a hand. I literally carry a blank check for millions of dollars for any licensed professional who wants to cure me. What's that? You're totally incompetent and want to start with cutting? Months from now? That's just great God bless you and yeah I would certainly be sooo much in the wrong if I perforated you and all your staff right here and now you filthy fucking animal. It would be so wrong of me and I would definitely never do that if death finally were looking sure for me in minecraft. I would definitely never carefully select the correct targets and do the world a favor in minecraft at a hospital and series of medical clinics in quick succession. After all I am definitely too weak to fight in minecraft even though I can somehow still pull these headstands for 20 minutes with the demonic energy building inside me.

My husband is a doctor and he said to go to the hospital as soon as possible.

[Jibartik]

Either that or your mom will be waiting to hit you with a wooden spoon cus she saw all those masterbates you were doin till the day you died.

[Jibartik]

*nurse runs into room

"We found a cur---"