End Times

[Whale biologist]

Ruminating is bad for your Jiblets

[Jibartik]

Say what you will, but my favorite terminator movie series they talk about regularly on the news like it's really happening so I have the most fun.

[starkind]

the only downsides of accepting jesus as ur saviors are:

resurection (fuck)
being one of the chosen (and living thru the apocolypse
going to heaven (lol fuck its probably terrible)

however, no one's really sold me on hell, tho outer space and infinite self replication and domination of biological species throughout the universe does sound kinda fun

[Jibartik]

I think it’s going to be a pretty tough call when the aliens come and they’re like look you can come with us and get on the spaceships and live with us forever using these dialysis machines and stuff..

And then like the glowing guy is like no no now trust me there’s nothing out there these guys are crazy come with me and bask in my glory.

…

The problem I have with pretty much every single alien an afterlife theory is that it creates these like super intelligent beings that for some reason want to keep us guessing the ultimate truth and never having any reliable information whatsoever to make that decision.

Makes no sense, to literally create a situation where the most important question that could ever be asked it’s like impossible to answer because you have zero actual data to make a decision from.


[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] plot holes are plot holes!

[blindedsoul]

I am not looking forward to water scarcity.

Wars over water are going to be a disgusting human endeavor that I can only hope desalination technology can outpace

[Mesocyclone]

To boldly go where no man would go before. Deep into the interior of Pelosi.

You need to wear a mask! With the vaccine, you don't need a mask! You need to wear two masks and stand twelve feet apart!
It puts the hand sanitizer on it's skin or it gets the hose again!

[starkind]

I'd rather wear a burka than give myself a wicked sunburn or sunscreen poisoning.

[Mesocyclone]

"Reporter who broke story on Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting found dead"

Hillary made sure it was the End of Time for him.

But woah unto them that can kill the body, but not the soul.

When you meet the one who was not born of mammon, fall on your faces and worship.

[Gravydoo II]

Originally Posted by Mesocyclone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Reporter who broke story on Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting found dead"

Hillary made sure it was the End of Time for him.

But woah unto them that can kill the body, but not the soul.

When you meet the one who was not born of mammon, fall on your faces and worship.

Anyone who died from the year 1999 to 2020 was personally killed by Hillary "whisper" Clinton. They call her whisper because of the silenced ppk she uses. By the right wing count, shes got like 47 bodies to her name. Maybe 47,000, like Q said.

[Jibartik]

A Black Swan Flew Over Tiananmen Square Which In Chinese Culture Is A Foreshadowing Of Disastrous Events