2020 Election MEGAthread

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by White_knight [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So the original British explorers who stole all the shit from Egypt were just meme collectors?

I like where this is going!!!!

British Museum is the original meme dump!

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish there were memes during the first civil war. .

Well, there was the great Snake Meme of 1864...


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(The snakes are Democrats. That's because the northern Democrats wanted peace and the Republicans were like fuck that you slavery-lovers and also burn Atlanta to the ground!)

[magnetaress]

No one gave me anything to fill in my mail in ballot with [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[BlackBellamy]

Sooo...GOP voters should have been aware of the sharpie perfidy? It's their fault?

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sooo...GOP voters should have been aware of the sharpie perfidy? It's their fault?

I didn't imply anything. I'm just saying I wasn't given free stuff or further instructions and I had to kinda figure out how to fill that shit out on my own.

I think if anything is officially sharpie related issue, that should be kinda silly and obvious. Don't know because I am not arsed up enough to go check cuz I am with the "don't matter who ya'voted" for crowd. It's just fun and a civic duty so now I get to bitch about it if Biden is a jackass (which I'm sure he will be). Though I will likely reserve my bitching for... like 2025 or something.

[azeth]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sooo...GOP voters should have been aware of the sharpie perfidy? It's their fault?

Can we just be rational for one minute here. Are you & the rumor source suggesting that the individuals (volunteers) who construct the booths, take your name, hand you your ballot etc were ALL DEMOCRATS WHO DID IT INTENTIONALLY?

Or perhaps these precincts had volunteers who completely fucked up & handed out the wrong box of writing utensils.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can we just be rational for one minute here. Are you & the rumor source suggesting that the individuals (volunteers) who construct the booths, take your name, hand you your ballot etc were ALL DEMOCRATS WHO DID IT INTENTIONALLY?

Or perhaps these precincts had volunteers who completely fucked up & handed out the wrong box of writing utensils.

What I'm suggesting is that one person was in charge of buying pens for the whole state election effort because why would you have a whole team of people in charge of stationery?

That one person then delivered 100 packages of ink pens to these districts and 100 packages of sharpies to the other districts. The poll workers opened the packages they were given and that was that.

My conspiracy theory is not even a conspiracy because I'm suggesting this could have been done by one person acting alone.

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What I'm suggesting is that one person was in charge of buying pens for the whole state election effort because why would you have a whole team of people in charge of stationery?

That one person then delivered 100 packages of ink pens to these districts and 100 packages of sharpies to the other districts. The poll workers opened the packages they were given and that was that.

My conspiracy theory is not even a conspiracy because I'm suggesting this could have been done by one person acting alone.

Sounds like something a college-aged kid familiar with scantrons might do. Or a schoolteacher. Both highly DEMOCRATIC demographics.

[Kich867]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sooo...GOP voters should have been aware of the sharpie perfidy? It's their fault?

The joke was that people who work at the polls are local volunteers in dominantly GOP leaning districts who messed up their own votes. I was also slightly poking fun at the idea that somehow democrats are behind this "scandal" in areas they don't live in. I was being facetious anyways, obviously its not the voter's fault, it's annoying but it's recoverable.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Kich867 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was being facetious anyways, obviously its not the voter's fault, it's annoying but it's recoverable.

Yeah me too, there's very little chance one person could have switched the writing implements for the whole shebang and not be caught right away. Hmmm, Susan delivered all these sharpies....