Catherins attempt at lawyering - Page 32

Derubael · #1 10-24-2014, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Metallikus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

40 hours to CSR
40 hours to RNF
40 hours talking to umbrella on skype

not much time for exercise
confirmed mad, sad, fat

Thanks for highlighting everything I just said about why people like you don't deserve the privilege of playing here while demonstrating how much I care about people's ability to play here more perfectly than I ever could. We've been able to suspend/ban people for their actions on the forums for quite some time now, yet your account remains active, so at this point you're just screwing yourself before anyone is even able to gawk at your tinfoil theories and poorly constructed insults.

It's like you shoot yourself in an extremity every-time you open your mouth, and it just gets progressively worse as time goes on. Eventually Chest is going to get a call from the coroner explaining how you died from massive blood loss via the impossible ass-reaming you gave yourself while posting on this forum. Doctors will be baffled by this for centuries to come, the completion of the act itself remaining a mystery until the end of time.

I'd never thought I'd say this but I'm going to recommend Kagatob's Forumquest101 course. I've never actually sent anyone there, any he may not even take you, but with some luck and a bit of effort we may just save a young man's life. Good luck.

Frieza_Prexus · #2 10-24-2014, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Derubael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Eventually Chest is going to get a call from the coroner explaining how you died from massive blood loss via the impossible ass-reaming you gave yourself while posting on this forum.

Lulz

Ele · #3 10-24-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Derubael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thanks for highlighting everything I just said about why people like you don't deserve the privilege of playing here while demonstrating how much I care about people's ability to play here more perfectly than I ever could. We've been able to suspend/ban people for their actions on the forums for quite some time now, yet your account remains active, so at this point you're just screwing yourself before anyone is even able to gawk at your tinfoil theories and poorly constructed insults.

It's like you shoot yourself in an extremity every-time you open your mouth, and it just gets progressively worse as time goes on. Eventually Chest is going to get a call from the coroner explaining how you died from massive blood loss via the impossible ass-reaming you gave yourself while posting on this forum. Doctors will be baffled by this for centuries to come, the completion of the act itself remaining a mystery until the end of time.

I'd never thought I'd say this but I'm going to recommend Kagatob's Forumquest101 course. I've never actually sent anyone there, any he may not even take you, but with some luck and a bit of effort we may just save a young man's life. Good luck.

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Raev · #4 10-24-2014, 11:18 AM

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We don't even like handling all your raid bullshit - as far as we are concerned, there is no reason you can't work it out on your own. I've seen better conflict resolution from toddlers. I sincerely wish that were a joke.

7 repops a month. No normal spawns. No rules other than FTE shouts and training. Problem solved (or even better: 15 repops a month; each mob drops half their normal table).

Also speaking for myself, I don't think the staff have done a very good job of managing the raid scene. But that is not even a close to an excuse for the kind of language that goes on here. Somehow when people talk over the Internet they have this way of forgetting there is an actual person on the other side of the monitor. In my experience Rogean is actually surprisingly good about taking criticism as long as it is politely phrased, and I have no problem with him saying be nice or GTFO. It's a fucking free emulated server. Now if the staff starts banning everyone that disagrees with them, then you'll lose a lot of players.

Raev · #5 10-24-2014, 11:19 AM

Also how many D-points do I get for that

Clark · #6 10-24-2014, 12:28 PM

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7 repops a month. No normal spawns. No rules other than FTE shouts and training. Problem solved (or even better: 15 repops a month; each mob drops half their normal table).

Are you smoking crack? Or are you smoking crack. LOL worst idea ever all you want is free loots it sounds like.

Raev · #7 10-24-2014, 12:41 PM

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Are you smoking crack? Or are you smoking crack. LOL worst idea ever all you want is free loots it sounds like.

How is making every mob FFA free loots?

It's like you morons just post the same shit without even thinking.

Man0warr · #8 10-24-2014, 12:47 PM

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How is making every mob FFA free loots?

It's like you morons just post the same shit without even thinking.

Going from C/F/R to C/R means an extra 17% free loots for Casuals!

Daldaen · #9 10-24-2014, 12:48 PM

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How is making every mob FFA free loots?

It's like you morons just post the same shit without even thinking.

Pure repops would fix so much stuff.

No poop socking, CotH ducking, too many trackers, FTE with trackers, staring at a wall for 16 hours and calling it competition.

If it were pure FFA with no bag limits it would show who is the superior raid crew. The one that can get kills without zerging and losing tons of people, quickly mobilize between targets, and maximize their haul per Repop.

But last I heard the neckbeards complained that such a system would leave them nothing in-game to do if they don't have the opportunity to track for multiple 16-hour windows a week. Which is quite possibly the most pathetic argument ever made on this server.

100% for a pure FFA repop system that spawns everything together and no class system.

Atalya · #10 10-24-2014, 01:08 PM

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Some of you really have no idea how unbelievably good you have it with the current staff. Most of us put part-time job hours into CSR work each week as an absolute minimum. It's not unheard or even uncommon to have 40-hour+ CSR weeks. We don't even like handling all your raid bullshit - as far as we are concerned, there is no reason you can't work it out on your own. I've seen better conflict resolution from toddlers. I sincerely wish that were a joke.

I am not fucking laughing.

The sad part is that we still go to great lengths to ensure that even the most obstinate, disrespectful, whiny piece of shit gets proper support both in-game and on the forums. We actually demand it from our staff, and require that personal bias be removed from any submitted petition. I request another staff member to check my work if I need to handle a situation involving someone I have built a rapport with, just to be sure I'm not unintentionally showing them favortism. Sirken will often pass petitions on to others if he feels he'll be unable to handle it fairly. Anyone basing their insinuations of "bias" on January's raid dispute talks are unaware that they never would have taken place at all if we hadn't been vocally empathetic to your guilds' situation prior to the changes. Literally nothing would have ever changed if we hadn't continually made it an issue with Rogean, until he grew concerned enough with our frustration to force changes beneficial to all of you.

I've fought hard for your ability to voice your opinion on these forums as long as it's done respectfully, something that hasn't always been possible with older staff. The old "don't talk badly about staff" rules were rigidly enforced prior to my insistence that only the most extreme or excessive opinions be removed. Maybe everyone has forgotten just how bad it's been at times in this servers history. The very same people talking about how horrible and biased we are only do so by the grace of our own ability to not be affected by caustic rhetoric and outright false accusations. You're welcome for the ability to do so, btw. I hope you continue to exercise and enjoy that freedom.

I can more or less see the real truth behind every last bit of Project 1999 drama that has ever occurred on this server stretching back to it's inception. I can confirm without a shadow of a doubt that there is no actual favortism present on the server at this time, and that many of you have never truly experienced the atrocities you now insist ruin the server or affect your enjoyment of the game.

You may now resume your regularly scheduled kicking and screaming and crying while receiving excellent customer support by a caring customer service staff free of bias or an agenda. Please be sure to call for our immediate removal and public ass-fucking any time you're unhappy with a decision we've made, an error occurs, or a mistake is made. As always, we appreciate these tears, as they continue to fuel nilbog's tiny army of half-elf robots currently being prepared to take over the world - at this rate, we'll be able to cover every continent in 1 foot tall laser-equipped metal clad automatons of retribution and violence right around Velious release.

how about less dealing with Catherin the whiney cunt and more unbanning my account thanks