Table Scraps

[Comoc1]

It was really just an opportunity for a jab a Caiu

[skarlorn]

u wanna really prank caiu, you need to befriend him and dole out small amts of affection at variable times

if you play ur cards right, he'll go full retard and start revealing all of his terrible crimes against Elfenkind in personal /tells, which u are absolutely screenshotting

then when the time is right, u post it. THAT's how u jab someone

(this is the strategy I used to defeat Baldere and save Ways of Yore - now Auld Lang Syne- from his toxic clutches)

[Caiu]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

u wanna really prank caiu, you need to befriend him and dole out small amts of affection at variable times

if you play ur cards right, he'll go full retard and start revealing all of his terrible crimes against Elfenkind in personal /tells, which u are absolutely screenshotting

then when the time is right, u post it. THAT's how u jab someone

(this is the strategy I used to defeat Baldere and save Ways of Yore - now Auld Lang Syne- from his toxic clutches)

this exploit has been patched out

[Cecily]

You're certainly an interesting person!

[radda]

Caiu cringy

[jilena]

Oh man this is getting serious. Let me know when we start posting pics of our dicks next to rulers and I'll jump in.

[WizardEQ]

Originally Posted by jilena [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh man this is getting serious. Let me know when we start posting pics of our dicks next to rulers and I'll jump in.

Only when JFK requests, then it's fair game!

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by jilena [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh man this is getting serious. Let me know when we start posting pics of our dicks next to rulers and I'll jump in.

Alright, I am game for this contest. Only way to prove that it's us though, is to place a Vulak sign next to the ruler and rod. Let's do it.

[WizardEQ]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Alright, I am game for this contest. Only way to prove that it's us though, is to place a Vulak sign next to the ruler and rod. Let's do it.

Yes, only way to prove it. Will be posting bank statements, retirement accounts and hot wife pics when I get home.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by WizardEQ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes, only way to prove it. Will be posting bank statements, retirement accounts and hot wife pics when I get home.

Only way to really cement the validity of our online personas is to add some photos of our phat pay stubs and some RL pics of our hot "wife" and "GFs."

You add these with pics of our dicks that make a "12 inch ruler" look like a toothpick, and we pretty much win on p99 forums.

Not sure what else we could do to really make everyone here on the forums show us the respect we deserve.