Health, fitness, gains and wellbeing

[Reiwa]

I have a kinda stupid question but - what do you do with your shit at the gym?

I get that there are lockers for your street clothes but you need to carry around like a towel and probably a water bottle and definitely your keys?

Is there a tacticool manpurse most guys use for that stuff?

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have a kinda stupid question but - what do you do with your shit at the gym?

I get that there are lockers for your street clothes but you need to carry around like a towel and probably a water bottle and definitely your keys?

Is there a tacticool manpurse most guys use for that stuff?

I used to just leave my keys in my locker at one of my gyms because it was full of only white people

The gym with the pool though is in a different poorer part of town and has blacks and Hispanics so there I carry my keys in my pocket all workout there and just leave my swimsuit, goggles, and some edibles in a plastic bag in my locker

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Jk I carry my keys in my pocket at both lol. JEBAITED

I only carry my keys because I have my wallet in my truck and it has a few hundred dollars cash always in case I need to bribe a city official or police or do a quick drug deal or pay off a hooker. Just for the pertinents

And I only carry my keys because I’m lazy and don’t want to deal with getting one of those temporary plastic keys. But most gyms including mine do have a spot where you can leave small items like a wallet or car keys in like a tiny box and get one of those plastic keys you turn like the water parks have for your stuff when you go on slides

Or else bring your own lock for the bigger lockers in the locker room, that’s what most people do

I bring and carry a towel of my own anywhere that doesn’t have complimentary towels (one of my gyms does). On leg day if I for whatever reason ran on the gym’s treadmills I would go through two beach towels in terms of sweat :/

Carrying a towel is great not only to stay dry but to drape over equipment like “this is mine you fucks. I’m just going to get a drink from the fountain for the 10th time because this preworkout gives me horrible cotton mouth. Don’t steal my bench or I will FITE you”

[shovelquest]

you can bring a lock like jr highschool.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

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GSP is close

But I like to think that:

- Every time you make a promise to yourself and keep it, or set a goal for yourself and reach it, you build confidence

- Every time you make a promise to yourself and abandon it, you lose confidence

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Was going around a truck pulling into the park and went a route near a tree I don’t normally take, caught my foot on a root concealed in shadow and ate shit going full speed right onto asphalt

This is all one giant scrape (already cleaned it as best I could) and my left wrist a little dinged. Still finished the last 3 laps fast pace while bleeding and with no water because my plastic bottle also broke in the fall

I get off on pain a little (in a non sexual way), so this scrape is still shallow enough to be quite delicious, endorphin wise

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Sleeping was a bit of an adventure when I had this open no bandaids all night. Mostly just unsticking the blanket from my arm :/

Then at work I had to use up like 10 of the free band aids from the first aid kit because no school going to let me in to talk to their kids with giant gaping bloody wounds lol

Fucker is still seeping tonight

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Gave a thirsty Chuckwalla lizard water right from the bottle on my hike today. Didn’t record it because I’ve already gotten that on video, but this time it was interesting. This one was skinnier than most and literally charged right at me, then started aggressively biting at the bottle in between drinks as if to try to scare me to drop it. I was thinking to myself as I stared at the brave little lizard….

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gave a thirsty Chuckwalla lizard water right from the bottle on my hike today. Didn’t record it because I’ve already gotten that on video, but this time it was interesting. This one was skinnier than most and literally charged right at me, then started aggressively biting at the bottle in between drinks as if to try to scare me to drop it. I was thinking to myself as I stared at the brave little lizard….

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Throw that bottle in the trash at least. Reptiles are a natural reservoir for salmonella bacteria.

You'll probably be fine. If, not, you can take an early cut by shitting your brains out.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Throw that bottle in the trash at least. Reptiles are a natural reservoir for salmonella bacteria.

You'll probably be fine. If, not, you can take an early cut by shitting your brains out.

I sprinkle salmonella on pork for extra flavor

Nah luckily I never let him land a bite, I kept pulling the water bottle back and said out loud “what are you doing, you little spaz?” to the tourists around that always inevitably gather to watch me water the lizards bc they never seen it b4