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| View Poll Results: I am Joe Biden's Brain. | |||
| Still good. |
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19 | 23.75% |
| Barely functional! |
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8 | 10.00% |
| Hanging on for dear life!! |
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9 | 11.25% |
| Corn Pop was a lying dog faced pony soldier, fat. |
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34 | 42.50% |
| Joe Biden was on Flight 77. |
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10 | 12.50% |
| Voters: 80. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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I wouldn't expect a Coptic dog to understand that sovereignty and moral sovereignty are different things.
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I'm a bit hungry so I just wanted to mention Turkey.
Professor Obama. So stenorial, lecturing. He needlessly antagonized Erdrogan with human rights bullshit just when we needed them. He ruined our relationship so much the Turks turned off the power to Incirlik Air Base under the pretense of rooting out some traitors. The most important air base in the Middle East, maybe the world. In constant use by USAF since 1955 and home to over 4k personnel and most importantly, 50 shiny nuclear weapons. Sorry it's so dark, we're looking for some coup plotters. Or maybe the Americans are really upset about those reporters and protesters and have something to do with all this. Hang tight. Trump met with the guy, he glad-handed him and gave him a nice dinner for sure, showed him around; the best of friends. Go look at the pictures Erdrogan looks happy as shit. (A week or so ago Erdrogan declared the Hagia Sophia a mosque again and Trump didn't say shit. I'm sure Obama would go on and on about fundamentalism and lectures about fomenting sectarian strife). I'm sure Erdrogan came with a long list of things he would love to have and Trump made all his dreams come true. Just don't attack the Israelites, please. We're going to need you to do something for us later, don't worry about it now though. How about that Dubai though, right? Now the Turks are doing all the heavy lifting in Libya for us since the Egyptians can't be trusted to stay Egyptians and besides they're backing the wrong horse. The Turks took responsibility for their Syrian area and all of sudden we're not having any problems there. Do you know why you haven't heard anything from the poor oppressed Kurds and how badly the Turks are mistreating them? Because Obama's foreign service isn't out there amplifying their terrorist propaganda. Trump dropped support for them fast, good riddance to those trouble making dweebs. Like Trump said, they weren't with us in Normandy. I mean neither were the Turks but rightly we need to support the most moderate and also the most stable and powerful Muslim nation, if we have to support any. Turkey has been a solid NATO ally since 1952 all the while knowing they're gonna take hot nukes up the Istanbul in any real war since they hosted nukes themselves. And how do we repay them? Oh you're arresting too many reporters. Erdrogan was probably too polite to provide a list of Obama-separated children. What's my point? Trump is a genius. A stable one. The stability comes from having hours and hours of executive time, time you and I (I especially) might waste trying to build a proper magma forge in Dwarf Fortress, but time that Trump uses to see the future, like Dr. Manhattan. And the genius comes from distilling a very complex situation and synthesizing all the information and using the simplest communication method (out of the past 15 presidents as measured on the Flesch-Kincaid grade level scale) to get shit done. When a fourth-grader tells you what he wants you to do, you understand exactly so you go to the pony store and get him a pony. When the professor wants something, it's like you think you remembered all those words and what he said, but he just went on and on. In the end you were kind of left with a feeling he was talking so much because he wanted to fuck you. So you go and make friends with some smelly Kurd. | ||
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61% believe it was a conspiracy. 30% believe he acted alone. 9% express no opinion.
I love how little things reveal human psychology and the need to be part of a group. 91%. Nine out of ten people think they have an informed opinion about an event they know nothing about. Literally no one on earth at this time can prove it either way. It's all magic bullet and LBJ and bush or shrub...grassy knoll that's it. Conjectures, theories. Anyone proficient with a rifle can hit a volleyball 265 feet away 5 out of 6 times. Even if it's tied to a pig and you give that pig a nice kick. That pig can be running around the parking lot and you're like blam, that's a hit, blam, that's a hit. Look the pig is ok too! All right maybe not. Sorry Governor. Still the coincidences are insane. The dude was in Red Square so he's working for Russians obviously. And then he was silenced by a cancerous mob associate? What the fuck? How come it's like a hundred years later and we still don't have a primary document, no confession, nothing. Not a single person involved in this vast conspiracy had second thoughts ever. They never wrote down any deathbed confession, no one did. No one said you know, maybe conspiring to kill the President was a bad idea and I was a bad person but now I found Jesus so.... But then again there are dozens of weird smelly incidents that were never explained so maybe the conspiracy was tight. Or maybe it was a matter of silencing those involved. Who knows. Fun to think about. Fun to think what kind of murderous war Kennedy would have gotten us into if he lived. What the future might have been. Oh wait. Right...Vietnam. It would have been exactly the same. | ||
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Out of all Battlefield games, Battlefield:Vietnam was my favorite. Nothing captured that feeling of being there. Fucking Creedence, right?
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Get some! Get some! Man I loved that game. I'm glad Kennedy got us into that war than, let's say Cuba. | ||
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You would figure I would definitely have an opinion on the Palestinians.
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I like reading your posts. Often I find you slightly ahead of the curve for some conservative content but I pretty much only know poor rural plebs so it’s expected.
I think trump wins. I’m wondering, if he doesn’t, are you gonna shut the fuck up or double down?
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If you could wave a magic wand and rid the entire human experience of all unfairness, nothing would really change. We could reduce the murder rate to 0% by putting everyone in a concrete cell. There are no solutions there are only tradeoffs
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