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[enesis]

Originally Posted by Hotel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

mad cuz bad

You and like six other dudes in particular have been flipping shit in every thread that even tangentially concerns a rotation.

[Hotel]

Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You and like six other dudes in particular have been flipping shit in every thread that even tangentially concerns a rotation.

I definitely would stop playing in a rotated environment with ~7 guilds and I also know that's music to your ears. But when all the attractive and successful people stop playing, no one will care about this server.

[enesis]

Originally Posted by Hotel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

attractive and successful

haahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahh

[Raev]

Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Unfortunately, it will probably never happen because of the incredible amount of salt that would instantly flow from the pull-to-entrance guilds if we were in their way.

Are you so terrified at the thought of being on the business end of a Detoxx flame that you can do nothing but status signal? How r-selected of you. Rabbits don't fight over territory. Have you considered the following:

• The staff are -><- this close to announcing a rotation anyway, and that they would look with more favor on this concept if the non-zone pull guilds made even a token effort?
• Sirken is no longer lead GM. If you start crawling TOV on a repop Aftermath has to decide whether to roll the dice with Braknar (who announced the rotation!) with a 20 day raid suspension at stake.
• Worst case you spend 1-2 hours corpse summoning and rezzing.

Embrace the conflict! Feel your amygala powering up!

Originally Posted by enesis

Don’t you guys like a little foreplay?! Or maybe that’s not a concept you are familiar with (ouch).

With r-selected people, it's always about the volume of sex. You win in a resource-rich environment by reproducing the most.

[Hotel]

Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

haahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahh

I bet I'm hotter than you IRL

[enesis]

Originally Posted by Raev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you so terrified at the thought of being on the business end of a Detoxx flame that you can do nothing but status signal? How r-selected of you. Rabbits don't fight over territory. Have you considered the following:

• The staff are -><- this close to announcing a rotation anyway, and that they would look with more favor on this concept if the non-zone pull guilds made even a token effort?
• Sirken is no longer lead GM. If you start crawling TOV on a repop Aftermath has to decide whether to roll the dice with Braknar (who announced the rotation!) with a 20 day raid suspension at stake.
• Worst case you spend 1-2 hours corpse summoning and rezzing.

Embrace the conflict! Feel your amygala powering up!



With r-selected people, it's always about the volume of sex. You win in a resource-rich environment by reproducing the most.

Terrified? No. Do I have better things to do with my time? Undoubtedly. The references to evolutionary theory are ironic in the context of an argument about investing unhealthy amounts of time and energy into Everquest. How do any of you r-selected folks in aftermath actually reproduce when its all a big circlejerk?

[Hotel]

Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Terrified? No. Do I have better things to do with my time? Undoubtedly. The references to evolutionary theory are ironic in the context of an argument about investing unhealthy amounts of time and energy into Everquest. How do any of you r-selected folks in aftermath actually reproduce when its all a big circlejerk?

Girls are all over my dick 24/7. Guess you wouldn't understand as an unattractive beta male.

[enesis]

Originally Posted by Hotel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Girls are all over my dick 24/7. Guess you wouldn't understand as an unattractive beta male.

This is the third post in the same thread on the p99 RNF board where you have declared yourself attractive

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

[Hotel]

Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is the third post in the same thread on the p99 RNF board where you have declared yourself attractive

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

Truth hurts. I posted my pic in the thread below this one if you wan't to see what a 6'4 alpha male looks like.

I bet you won't show us yours.

[Champion_Standing]

Originally Posted by enesis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Terrified? No. Do I have better things to do with my time? Undoubtedly

I seriously doubt that. Nobody who has anything to do plays P99.