Rotation RNF Thread

[Pokesan]

claiming neutrality towards TMO is easily the most delusional chest delusion ive seen

[arsenalpow]

Where's the bias? Detoxx wants to rotate everything and save the server. I'm on board. Let's make this happen.

[khanable]

I don't think anyone was talking about rotating the whole server

[arsenalpow]

Originally Posted by khanable [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't think anyone was talking about rotating the whole server

Why not? The timeline has ended, you can rotate half the mobs one week and race the other half. Everyone gets to see all the content, A/A don't have to burn themselves out and they can get a taste of racing as it suites them.

It's an absolute win/win for the server. Detoxx said he wants to make the server a better place.

[Erati]

I would attend a 3 hr Chest mediated Guild Leaders Skype chat for the good of server.

I would even mute my plugdj to listen!

[Daldaen]

If the nerd summit isn't 6 hours atleast, you didn't put in your best effort.

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Daldaen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If the nerd summit isn't 6 hours atleast, you didn't put in your best effort.

is that a zone inside sleepers?

[khanable]

Detoxx has a learning disability tho

[arsenalpow]

Originally Posted by khanable [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Detoxx has a learning disability tho

I work for the federal government. I'm used to working with people completely unqualified for a task.

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by mefdinkins [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BDA will return once Phinny progresses past the xpacs everyone loved. At that point Chest will destroy Rustle by recruiting their strongest players like Nibblewitz, Valse, Mudson and Djones.

Then two of the most ferocious gnome wizards in all of Norrath, Nibble and I, will broker the game changing Ak'Anon-Veeshan Mutual Defense Treaty between Awakened and Bregan D`aerth 2.0 in which the guilds will crush Velious and and also defend Ak'anon against invaders. BDA will change into a DKP system but only DKP will be awarded for guarding King Ak'Anon. The rest will still be a loot council slash American Idol (the Voice) competition where players sing in vent and the best performance gets the upgrade.

Awakened will continue to dominate and Cabillis will recognize our success in Ak'anon and decide to hire Awakened for personal defense and the guild will then protect Ak'anon and Cabillis. Leading to all the servers top gnomes and iksars apping. The influx of gnomes and iksars will lead to an unprecedented period of dominance of P99 until every character becomes Tron'ed and gets sucked into their computer.

The unrivaled success of the Iksar-Gnome dominated Awakened will make all human toons hella jelly. Players like Snackums, Chest, and Hoku will use their DE masks to try to hide their lame human char choice but it won't be enough. Soon all human characters will do a million man march across Thurgadin to protest the social conditions facing humans in P99. This will lead to widespread change and all guilds will merge and all players will wipe at every encounter from desyncing. After all the desyncing players will realize that Mobs are people too and that we should no longer kill them. Baking skill will become the most valued commodity on P99 because we're all vegan now. The server will now only participate in peace talks and Diabetes Awareness 5K's around Greater Faydark.

The success and cooperation of the entire player base will push P99 into the national spot light and our fearless leaders and the P99 Staff will be given 6 million dollar signing bonuses to lead companies like EA and Sony and Riot Games and Blizzard entertainment and they will revolutionize gaming and make America the gaming mecca it deserves to be.

Seriously, I'm calling it now.

This is a terrific post amid a throng of angry nerds. Glad I stopped reading after it.