
12-27-2012, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by dredge
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I took this chick out I met on a dating website once. She looked nothing like her pics, wore a wig, had bad teeth, was recovering from getting her stomach stapled, lost a ton of weight but had all this extra skin still.
Her pics were sexy but in real life she was a hot mess.
She turned out to be a real weird o, was on some vampire website where these goth tools think it's real. Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,... when all I did was give her a friendly good night peck on the lips.
Turns out she's a webcam whore, found her vampire profile when I was bored and she linked her cam girl site from there, saw pics of her shoving weird stuff up her butt, lol, was too funny.
Later on she texted me and said I could stay the weekend over at her moms place, wtf, I dodged a bullet there.
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I would have probably boned her just for kicks, but she knew too much after our first date like where I lived and worked, she was obsessed with some other guy and stalking him, so I figured she was not worth the drama that would have come up if I started banging her.
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Originally Posted by dredge
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some of this chicks facebook pics, hope that isn't against the rules, they are her public cover photos, she fucking creeps me out.
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE FIND THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY
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