Embarrassing Moments

[Yinikren]

Hasbin seems salty as fuck (like usual) but otherwise great stories gents.

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Neither of these anecdotes surprise me in the least. Please kill yourselves.

The difference between me and you is that I did this while drunk out of my mind and not thinking clearly. You get arrested for doing dumb shit at OWS protests while sober. So, you first.

[OforOppression]

here's an embarrassing moment.

i decided I wanted to boot up BF3 for a little bit, forgot that the new expac came out.

didnt want to download it, so I canceled.

Origin uninstalled Battlefield 3 from my computer after hitting Cancel.

[Tasslehofp99]

Once when I was a little kid maybe like 5th or 6th grade, a friend had come over after school to hang out. As we were walking into my front yard I warned him not to walk under the tree outside, and if he did not to look up because theres birds in the tree that will shit on him. So as I'm saying this I walk under the tree and point (and look) up into the tree, just as I do this a bird shit right into my eye. It hurt like fucking hell, and was probably the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to me.

[Raavak]

As I get older I have become to realize if I keep doing stupid and embarrassing things I get desensitized to them and start to have too many bad stories to feel guilty about.

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I crawled into some bushes, shit everywhere, and wiped my ass with my socks.

Poopsocker confirmed, but on a completely different end of the spectrum

[dredge]

My most recent, hmm was going to say embarrassing moment, but it wasn't really embarrassing, more of just a waste of time, happened right here on "Rants, Flames, and NSFW".

See I made the huge mistake of confusing the meaning of "Rants, Flames, and NSFW", I thought that distinction meant a forum for raw uncensored discourse, a place where people could speak their minds and have some intelligent debate with out worrying about being politically correct or worrying about their grammar or letting a swear word or two slip.

but in reality, and a fact known to absolutely everyone here but me, the "Rants, Flames, and NSFW" forum has nothing to do with that at all, it's actually just a place to blurt out retarded and rude comments to people while hiding behind the ambiguity of a screen name and avatar.

Silly me.

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Silly me.

I did that too except I thought it would be totally cool to post some weird porn gif i came across since "hey it says nsfw so it should be alright right?"

yeahhhh not so much apparently

[Hasbinlulz]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The difference between me and you

Is vast beyond the scope of an RnF post.

But .. whatever helps you sleep at night big guy.

[Lexical]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I once thought that a forum name called "Rants, Flames, and NSFW" had nothing to do with rants, flames or NSFW material.

Silly me.

Also, what makes a discussion about your sexual frustrations anything close to intelligent? Every monkey with a mostly functional brain knows how to have sex. There is literally nothing intelligent that can emerge from a discussion over the topic 'I want a BJ from my fiance.'