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Old 12-08-2012, 05:50 PM
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Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:58 PM
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Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.
This.
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:46 PM
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I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:26 AM
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Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.
Good stuff, little sexist but yeah..even if you have a serious relationship with a woman, a man worth a shit usually pays for normal day things...you indirectly pay to have sex with this woman.

@OP if you are always having to set the mood for sex, its like you're trying too hard dude, that turns a girl off. Heterosexual females are turned on by a man because of his masculinity. Man up, make your move on her whenever u want some, if she resists then try another time, if she keeps resisting day in and day out, she aint into u. Move on to the next fish in teh sea.

I've been with woman that are tight wads with their pussy and some that have even a higher libido than most males...its hard to find that perfect mixture but if you get along most of the time OUT of the bed room, that's most important imo.

But ultimately the lucky guys find woman they like out hangin out with and also never say no when they get horny...rare...but hey. some dudes get lucky. I'm in one of those lucky relationships right now..she aint no dime, shes cute tho, can't have everything.
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:08 AM
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I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.
So Damn True...


I just say "Baby, take off your pants," and it works every time! She also gets mad if I sleep through a batphone...

Maybe you need a new girl? IDK but really they are subhuman and hookers are cheap compaired to a relationship!


PS. Divorces are expensive because they are worth it!
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:54 PM
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Have you considered losing weight or maybe purchasing a dick implant?
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:03 PM
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Have you considered losing weight or maybe purchasing a dick implant?
trust me, if it's good enough for your mother it's good enough for my fiance
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back to what gotrock was saying about spending time away from each other, I guess I have been alright staying at home because I used to spend too much time in Bars and I feel like she has really helped me change that loser part of my life around, I quit smoking when I bet her too, lots of great things....

I guess I need to find friends and activities that don't involve sitting on a bar stool all night long smoking a pack of cigarettes, I grew up with my family owning a bar so it's been a life long habit and my way of socializing, but I'm done with that shit, I watched 4 of my friends get buried so far this year from being alcoholics and stuff
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:06 PM
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meant met her not bet her.

and yeah, no drugs, never, we barely drink, and I'm happy about that, my ex was a big time party girl and I don't miss that at all
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:51 PM
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I will always prefer the direct approach. Tell her everything you've said here and take it from there.

If that doesn't work, Lowe's is open 24/7 and sell both Shovels AND Potato sacks
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Old 12-08-2012, 08:32 PM
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Your first mistake is asking a bunch of guys who play 10 year old emulated forum about relationship advice. But ill throw my 2 cents in.

Honestly it really depends on what other pro's this woman brings to the counter. Can you be yourself? Do you think you can live without her? and remember that sometimes the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

Sometimes women don't really know what to do. They can be selfish in bed but try talking to her and telling her your concerns and tell her that you want to spice it up so you don't get bored. If she loves you she will do pretty much whatever you want so that you won't leave her. But hey its just advice do whatever the fuck you wanna do =)
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