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Old 06-03-2010, 07:55 PM
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i read 4 posts and i have to facepalm again..
DOH!
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Old 06-03-2010, 11:55 PM
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Be a man and pee sitting down. Problem solved.
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:00 AM
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^--- win.
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Old 06-04-2010, 06:18 AM
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The type of girls i usually hook up with dont care if i lift the toilet seat or not hehe
Translation: "The type of girls i usually hook up with pee while standing."

Dude, your mom forcibly expelled you from her 'gina, screaming bloody murder, and THEN still loved you enough to let you suckle on her teat for five years or whatever. The least you could do is respect her wishes in her own home and put the seat down when you're done.

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Old 06-04-2010, 12:07 PM
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Pee in the sink, everyone wins.
Correction....sit down in the sink and pee...make sure drain is closed.

Also, leave a "high tanker AKA an upper decker"
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Old 06-04-2010, 02:42 PM
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I have to lift it up to take a piss.

Be a big girl and put it back down when you have to go. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know when I was younger I fell in once, went to drop a deuce and the seat was up. Oh noes! Did I rant and scream at someone? Noooo, I learned to pay attention and make sure the seat was in the position I needed it to be in.

Nasty toilets? Don't piss all over it, and/or CLEAN IT from time to time [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know what's REALY funny, though? I always have to get onto my GF for putting the LID down after SHE goes. She ALWAYS leaves the lid up and if the seat is down, one of my cats will drink from the toilet if it's open.

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:13 PM
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Translation: "The type of girls i usually hook up with pee while standing."

Dude, your mom forcibly expelled you from her 'gina, screaming bloody murder, and THEN still loved you enough to let you suckle on her teat for five years or whatever. The least you could do is respect her wishes in her own home and put the seat down when you're done.

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I thought we agreed you wern't supposed to use the word "'gina"! Wtf man!
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:36 PM
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When a guy pisses, there may be a splash or some drizzle that ends up on the seat or brim. Have you ever cleaned a toilet before? Notice the yellow shit on the bowl? That's piss, and that's what would be sat on. It's just disgusting. Put the fucking thing down. Nuff said.
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:40 AM
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Goobles, you are right.
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Old 06-05-2010, 02:21 AM
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I thought we agreed you wern't supposed to use the word "'gina"! Wtf man!
"Teat" was okay, though?
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