my penis is to large for my friends vagina

[YendorLootmonkey]

Just shave your penis down with a whittling knife til it fits okay.

[Kassel]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Hasbinbad]

Now, I know I shouldn't do this, but I'm bored for the next 45 minutes, and I could use a laugh.
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Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So my penis to large for my friends Vagina.

Visage bro, I've been there. That sucks man.

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

She is concerned.

I'm sure she is, how else would she be able to get some quality like you offer?

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things.

Well, that's not exactly true. You see, your vagina is a complex organ containing many distinct types of tissue, each with a different purpose. While part of what you say could be considered colloquially astute, you are missing the essential crux of the issue. The following quote..

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more.

..actually hits on it, but clumsily - almost accidentally.

You see Visage, the Vagina needs to be "warmed up" before it can be more fully experienced. The woman attached to the vagina too, must be aroused in order that she may contribute her small part to the function of the vagina. In the warm up section of sexual congress - what some call "foreplay," various changes occur within the various tissue structures of the vaginal and clitoral organs: some tissues become fully or partially engorged with fluid; some nerve centers become more or less potentialized; some tissues become more or less elastic; etc. These changes often allow a woman of small anatomical proportions accept a more obviously virile male companion to couple with her.

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some.

This series of words makes me sad for the world. Yes, people experience this all the time. It can be a long lasting problem if nothing is done to change the characteristics of the vaginal structures previous to coitus being initiated. Your selfishness for wanting to feel pleasure at the expense of another can only be described in terms of you being a complete asshole or thriving in some kind of deviant bdsm fetish worldview.

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole.

Thanks for getting me back on track. You can "loosen" or "enlarge" the vaginal opening in several safe ways. The walls of the vagina are amazing in their structure and function; they can stretch enormously without tearing, and provide several other functions, including lubrication and conduction of sensation. The tissue deep to the wall of the vagina can work like memory foam given the correct circumstances. This is why it feels like a girl gets loose after a while if she isn't using her "muscles" (yes Visage, I'll get to the muscles). The cervix (another female organ in the reproductive system) can also "run and hide," if you ring the bell enough times, enlongating the vaginal structure. You can simulate many of these natural responses with massage, but you need to be gradual and enticing about the whole proposal, or either the vagina will initiate its internal shut down sequence, or the female attached to the vagina will get bored and attempt a manual override. A typical example would probably detail a man starting with one finger, working up to three.. That is how the stretcher cones work for vaginas and buttholes. This gradual stretching works for the muscle too.

Tl;dr.
Your dick isn't too big for her cunny bro, it was made for babies.

What you are no doubt concerned with is the sphincter muscle structure which encircles the vaginal opening, and makes initial sexual penetration feel "tight." This is the muscle that is worked out during a "kegel" exercise, and works equally well to tone the vaginal or anal sphincters (they are connected actually). This exercise will restore the "tight" feeling to vaginal penetration of even the most experienced and mature women.

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.

You don't deserve them, I just listed some facts for you.

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Now, I know I shouldn't do this, but I'm bored for the next 45 minutes, and I could use a laugh.
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Visage bro, I've been there. That sucks man.

I'm sure she is, how else would she be able to get some quality like you offer?

Well, that's not exactly true. You see, your vagina is a complex organ containing many distinct types of tissue, each with a different purpose. While part of what you say could be considered colloquially astute, you are missing the essential crux of the issue. The following quote..

..actually hits on it, but clumsily - almost accidentally.

You see Visage, the Vagina needs to be "warmed up" before it can be more fully experienced. The woman attached to the vagina too, must be aroused in order that she may contribute her small part to the function of the vagina. In the warm up section of sexual congress - what some call "foreplay," various changes occur within the various tissue structures of the vaginal and clitoral organs: some tissues become fully or partially engorged with fluid; some nerve centers become more or less potentialized; some tissues become more or less elastic; etc. These changes often allow a woman of small anatomical proportions accept a more obviously virile male companion to couple with her.

This series of words makes me sad for the world. Yes, people experience this all the time. It can be a long lasting problem if nothing is done to change the characteristics of the vaginal structures previous to coitus being initiated. Your selfishness for wanting to feel pleasure at the expense of another can only be described in terms of you being a complete asshole or thriving in some kind of deviant bdsm fetish worldview.

Thanks for getting me back on track. You can "loosen" or "enlarge" the vaginal opening in several safe ways. The walls of the vagina are amazing in their structure and function; they can stretch enormously without tearing, and provide several other functions, including lubrication and conduction of sensation. The tissue deep to the wall of the vagina can work like memory foam given the correct circumstances. This is why it feels like a girl gets loose after a while if she isn't using her "muscles" (yes Visage, I'll get to the muscles). The cervix (another female organ in the reproductive system) can also "run and hide," if you ring the bell enough times, enlongating the vaginal structure. You can simulate many of these natural responses with massage, but you need to be gradual and enticing about the whole proposal, or either the vagina will initiate its internal shut down sequence, or the female attached to the vagina will get bored and attempt a manual override. A typical example would probably detail a man starting with one finger, working up to three.. That is how the stretcher cones work for vaginas and buttholes. This gradual stretching works for the muscle too.

Tl;dr.
Your dick isn't too big for her cunny bro, it was made for babies.

What you are no doubt concerned with is the sphincter muscle structure which encircles the vaginal opening, and makes initial sexual penetration feel "tight." This is the muscle that is worked out during a "kegel" exercise, and works equally well to tone the vaginal or anal sphincters (they are connected actually). This exercise will restore the "tight" feeling to vaginal penetration of even the most experienced and mature women.

You don't deserve them, I just listed some facts for you.

This.

Also, if you've laid as much strange as you suggest, you should already know this.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

"cunny", "sexual congress", can you be any creepier bro

[visage]

Originally Posted by Autotune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This.

Also, if you've laid as much strange as you suggest, you should already know this.

True trolling never amounts to half bred responses. ~

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

True trolling never amounts to half bred responses. ~

Visage, trolling... say it isn't so.

[visage]

Originally Posted by Autotune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Visage, trolling... say it isn't so.

You have the best avatar on these forums btw... It's a cross between funny , but ultimately it really fuckin creeps you the fuck out. Jesus christ seeing tralina is one thing , but I picture her mentallity exactly how that picture is portrayed... Just damn right scary and evil

[visage]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Now, I know I shouldn't do this, but I'm bored for the next 45 minutes, and I could use a laugh.
---

Visage bro, I've been there. That sucks man.

I'm sure she is, how else would she be able to get some quality like you offer?

Well, that's not exactly true. You see, your vagina is a complex organ containing many distinct types of tissue, each with a different purpose. While part of what you say could be considered colloquially astute, you are missing the essential crux of the issue. The following quote..

..actually hits on it, but clumsily - almost accidentally.

You see Visage, the Vagina needs to be "warmed up" before it can be more fully experienced. The woman attached to the vagina too, must be aroused in order that she may contribute her small part to the function of the vagina. In the warm up section of sexual congress - what some call "foreplay," various changes occur within the various tissue structures of the vaginal and clitoral organs: some tissues become fully or partially engorged with fluid; some nerve centers become more or less potentialized; some tissues become more or less elastic; etc. These changes often allow a woman of small anatomical proportions accept a more obviously virile male companion to couple with her.

This series of words makes me sad for the world. Yes, people experience this all the time. It can be a long lasting problem if nothing is done to change the characteristics of the vaginal structures previous to coitus being initiated. Your selfishness for wanting to feel pleasure at the expense of another can only be described in terms of you being a complete asshole or thriving in some kind of deviant bdsm fetish worldview.

Thanks for getting me back on track. You can "loosen" or "enlarge" the vaginal opening in several safe ways. The walls of the vagina are amazing in their structure and function; they can stretch enormously without tearing, and provide several other functions, including lubrication and conduction of sensation. The tissue deep to the wall of the vagina can work like memory foam given the correct circumstances. This is why it feels like a girl gets loose after a while if she isn't using her "muscles" (yes Visage, I'll get to the muscles). The cervix (another female organ in the reproductive system) can also "run and hide," if you ring the bell enough times, enlongating the vaginal structure. You can simulate many of these natural responses with massage, but you need to be gradual and enticing about the whole proposal, or either the vagina will initiate its internal shut down sequence, or the female attached to the vagina will get bored and attempt a manual override. A typical example would probably detail a man starting with one finger, working up to three.. That is how the stretcher cones work for vaginas and buttholes. This gradual stretching works for the muscle too.

Tl;dr.
Your dick isn't too big for her cunny bro, it was made for babies.

What you are no doubt concerned with is the sphincter muscle structure which encircles the vaginal opening, and makes initial sexual penetration feel "tight." This is the muscle that is worked out during a "kegel" exercise, and works equally well to tone the vaginal or anal sphincters (they are connected actually). This exercise will restore the "tight" feeling to vaginal penetration of even the most experienced and mature women.

You don't deserve them, I just listed some facts for you.

You are by far the coolest mother fuckers on these forums having posted that. Not only was it funny. It was damn well moving. This was the best post i've seen in a long time. Thank you for taking the time to explain such things. Yes I am ignornant in a lot of the scientific or "factual aspects of the vagina", I am a self learner , this however enlightened me. I appreciate this post no pun intended. Thanks bro~

[Aadill]

I liked your explanation as it flowed very well and offered a mature approach.

Then you said buttholes, and I laughed.