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Old 09-19-2011, 11:43 AM
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Twinkies, lazy eye correction surgery
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Old 09-19-2011, 11:56 AM
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Twinkies, lazy eye correction surgery
+1 food and body correction
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Old 09-19-2011, 12:27 PM
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Cutting through the breastbone and sternum provides access to heart
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Old 09-19-2011, 02:57 PM
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I'd rip her head off and shit down her neck <3
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Old 09-19-2011, 03:54 PM
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It's the same for all girls btw.


1) Large cock
2) Large bank account

(if the 2nd is insanely large you don't even need the 1st)
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Old 09-19-2011, 04:25 PM
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Since I have been able to buy my own booze, I have moved on from vodka. Yer info is old, b.
It's true. Nobody quits McCormick. I still drink it from time to time just for the lulz.
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Old 09-19-2011, 04:26 PM
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Damnit! I was trying to quote HBB ><


STILL TRUE!
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:04 PM
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EQ skillz duh
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:06 PM
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I don't want her heart, I just want to cut her fucking face off and wear it as a mask while playing Red99 nude, all 450lbs of me.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:19 PM
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Twinkies, lazy eye correction surgery
Muffins is maaaaad. Must have been turned down one too many times.
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