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Old 09-19-2011, 11:43 AM
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Twinkies, lazy eye correction surgery
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Old 09-19-2011, 11:56 AM
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Twinkies, lazy eye correction surgery
+1 food and body correction
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:19 PM
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Twinkies, lazy eye correction surgery
Muffins is maaaaad. Must have been turned down one too many times.
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:12 AM
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I grew a beard and sent her a pic of my dick...

Seriously though, I didn't really grow a beard.
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:19 AM
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JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH!

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Old 09-20-2011, 10:04 PM
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i like the fact you are clearly too stupid to understand what that picture is depicting
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Old 09-19-2011, 11:37 AM
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List the ways....
between the 4th and 5th rib of the left side of the ribcage
under the sternum

those seem like the most logical paths to me
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Old 09-19-2011, 12:27 PM
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Cutting through the breastbone and sternum provides access to heart
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Old 09-19-2011, 02:57 PM
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I'd rip her head off and shit down her neck <3
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Old 09-19-2011, 03:54 PM
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It's the same for all girls btw.


1) Large cock
2) Large bank account

(if the 2nd is insanely large you don't even need the 1st)
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