10kpp Giveaway, all welcome to participate

[JenJen]

one of my guilds back in classic also had a rl affair that came out and everything got lulzy

actually i must admit in my mid-teens i kind of told some fibs and broke up a couple in another guild. ahh to be young and carefree again

[visage]

Originally Posted by JenJen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

one of my guilds back in classic also had a rl affair that came out and everything got lulzy

actually i must admit in my mid-teens i kind of told some fibs and broke up a couple in another guild. ahh to be young and carefree again

Come visit my house , where you can be young and carefree in my bed

[Bubbles]

If rainflush doesn't win, i'll put together a 2nd place prize for him, because that was pretty epic and made me laugh pretty hard.

[Baa]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I lost my corpse in Kithicor
In West Freeport born and raised
In the Commonlands where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all nuking some orcs outside of the inn
When a couple of friends said "Lets cut through Kithicor"
When an undead cleric started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my frienda got scared
And said "We are gating the hell outta here"

I whistled for a SoW and a druid came near the
Wood Elf said "Fresh" and had a flowers in his hair
If anything I could say that this druid was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo CR in Kithicor
I pulled up to the forest about seven or eight
And I yelled to the druid "Yo, here smell you later"
Found my corpse I was finally there
To loot my corpse then off to...

You have been struck down by wrath
You have been slain by an Undead Cleric
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...

[Atmas]

Some good stories.

My friends and I had had mischievous habbits of messing with each other while we played EQ back in our youth.

At one point my friend who was a ranger (fail) in his teens decieded to take a boat ride to find better xp. Naturally as he was passing near by an island with extremly red cyclopses we thought it would be a good time to have one of us restrain him while the other jumped his character off the boat.

Another incident involved us changing our friends Hotkey for shouting "Train!" while he was in the restroom. He was leveling in Unrest with a group and kept looking over his shoulder wondering why we were giggling in the background. Sure enough eventually his group gets overwhelmed and he is huffing it to the zoneline spaming his hotkey which has him shout (mind you we were less politically correct in those days)"I'm a big flamer and love to get d***s in the a**"). We were laughing hysterically as he recieved responses in OOC such as "Um thats great dude..."

[Atmas]

Marglar,

I remember hearing about a GM even and running over to the zone it was in to see what it was about. When I got there I heard the event had been canceled because the GM who was running the event as some custom character for the plot of the event had been manaburned by a Pande wiz.

I also remember a screenshot of a GM looting his corpse after he had accidentally autoattacked a Nexus Scion at the NK spire.

Which reminds me of a trick people used to pull. They would attack the scions which were rooted non summoning mobs then ask people who came later on to the spire for simple buffs. The people who gave small buffs like SoW and Lev wouldn't realize they had scion agro until they walked up for a stone and would get hit in the face for like 2k lol.

[CrotchCricket]

Well, since we're all busting out the when i was in eigth grade playing EQ stories, i have a pretty good one.

Well i had to be about 14, me and my friends were all playing EQ, and we figured out that people who play EQ are dumb(of course we all know this now). Anyways we would convince people to give us good items such as Yak, Mith 2handers, FBSS, GEBS, etc on our "traders" aka some newb we made in freeport about 10 mins ago. Tell people we would log right back with our main chars give them some phony name and run off with the goods. Well after about 3 months of doing this and have tons of rubicite and other great stuff. I was helping a friend lvl up in South Karana near the aviak city. I was playing a cleric and healing him (warrior). we're chopping the darters and all of a sudden i get summoned up to the very top of the penthouse. Not in the Penthouse...on the ROOF! Above Krak's head, standing on his house! I'm like wtf is going on. Suddenly a GM sends me a tell. He explains the situation that ya know someone has logs and the deleted newb char names keep coming back to my account. I deny, deny, deny. But of course I have some stolen goods in my inventory. Meanwhile my warrior friend was spamming in /shout for the GM's to let me go. They silenced his ability to talk, all of a sudden i get ported. Where? To the Qeynos Aquaducts.

Now, im in a little 12 x 12 room, with no ability to talk to anyone but the GM. The GM informed me that what i did was very very serious. And i was gunna be suspended blah blah blah. Well i got pissed, told the GM his mom was getting banged by ex felons in her trailer at that very moment and then i camped assuming my ass was suspended. Well i tried logging in a few minutes later and sure enough my account was suspended. So i called them lame fucks up at Sony (reliving this is getting me all fired up again) they confirmed i was suspended for a week.

Well one week later, i log into my character, and im sitting the Qeynos Aquaducts in my little 12 x 12 room. I couldnt gate, i could cast any spells, or talk to anyone in any channels. So i figured that i had to wait for a GM, that was the only channel that would work. After a couple of hours, I found a guide that had logged in. Sent her a tell, explaining to her I was trapped per the GM. Well long story short, she had no idea the 12 x 12 room existed in Qeynos Aquaducts, i gave her the loc coords, and she ported to me. She said that she had contacted her superior and had confirmed that I was ok to be "released". She also said that her boss had told her "Hatebreedian is the most malignant evil seed ever presented to the Everquest community." Well she ported me out and I was on my way....

Two weeks later, I was banned wearing a full suit of rubicite and 2 yaks and a FBSS on my lil dorf warrior. I had to be the coolest looking person to ever be banned. Not to mention all those yaks and m2h's that were stolen helped me purchase my first car! Thank ya paypal!

Madprops (Hatebreedian)
P.S. - If I ganked you, no i will not reimburse you!

[Feachie]

Originally Posted by CrotchCricket [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well, since we're all busting out the when i was in eigth grade playing EQ stories, i have a pretty good one.

Well i had to be about 14, me and my friends were all playing EQ, and we figured out that people who play EQ are dumb(of course we all know this now). Anyways we would convince people to give us good items such as Yak, Mith 2handers, FBSS, GEBS, etc on our "traders" aka some newb we made in freeport about 10 mins ago. Tell people we would log right back with our main chars give them some phony name and run off with the goods. Well after about 3 months of doing this and have tons of rubicite and other great stuff. I was helping a friend lvl up in South Karana near the aviak city. I was playing a cleric and healing him (warrior). we're chopping the darters and all of a sudden i get summoned up to the very top of the penthouse. Not in the Penthouse...on the ROOF! Above Krak's head, standing on his house! I'm like wtf is going on. Suddenly a GM sends me a tell. He explains the situation that ya know someone has logs and the deleted newb char names keep coming back to my account. I deny, deny, deny. But of course I have some stolen goods in my inventory. Meanwhile my warrior friend was spamming in /shout for the GM's to let me go. They silenced his ability to talk, all of a sudden i get ported. Where? To the Qeynos Aquaducts.

Now, im in a little 12 x 12 room, with no ability to talk to anyone but the GM. The GM informed me that what i did was very very serious. And i was gunna be suspended blah blah blah. Well i got pissed, told the GM his mom was getting banged by ex felons in her trailer at that very moment and then i camped assuming my ass was suspended. Well i tried logging in a few minutes later and sure enough my account was suspended. So i called them lame fucks up at Sony (reliving this is getting me all fired up again) they confirmed i was suspended for a week.

Well one week later, i log into my character, and im sitting the Qeynos Aquaducts in my little 12 x 12 room. I couldnt gate, i could cast any spells, or talk to anyone in any channels. So i figured that i had to wait for a GM, that was the only channel that would work. After a couple of hours, I found a guide that had logged in. Sent her a tell, explaining to her I was trapped per the GM. Well long story short, she had no idea the 12 x 12 room existed in Qeynos Aquaducts, i gave her the loc coords, and she ported to me. She said that she had contacted her superior and had confirmed that I was ok to be "released". She also said that her boss had told her "Hatebreedian is the most malignant evil seed ever presented to the Everquest community." Well she ported me out and I was on my way....

Two weeks later, I was banned wearing a full suit of rubicite and 2 yaks and a FBSS on my lil dorf warrior. I had to be the coolest looking person to ever be banned. Not to mention all those yaks and m2h's that were stolen helped me purchase my first car! Thank ya paypal!

Madprops (Hatebreedian)
P.S. - If I ganked you, no i will not reimburse you!

i remember on drinal there was a sk named vaft that escaped the evil clutches of the gm's from their gulag in the qeynos catacombs. he was pretty hax though so i'm sure it was involved.

[Lady_Omelia]

I still recall the toughest fight I ever survived, at a mere level 6 (I think.)

Horsing around in East Freeport led me to the small area with that surly female Dark Elf, and in the water, a shark.

Having never encountered such a beast, and knowing very little about EQ I waded in and began to fight. I was a rogue, so it, (as any) was a very difficult fight, but I was sure I had the upper hand until I saw the dreaded message "YOU are drowning!"

I had done very little swimming and wasn't at all familiar with how to angle myself upward, so by the time I had I was almost dead. I broke the surface and filled my lungs with air, only to be immediately chomped into unconsciousness, and began to slowly sink back into the deep.

By a stroke of fortune, the shark missed my prone body again and again until I regained my wits and managed to finish it off and swam to shore as fast as I could with, 3 hit points remaining.

[Rainflush]

Originally Posted by Bubbles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If rainflush doesn't win, i'll put together a 2nd place prize for him, because that was pretty epic and made me laugh pretty hard.

:D

Thank you, I'm glad you liked my story!