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Just keep toothpicks next to your bed.
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my gooch so burly
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Do it. I don't care what anyone else says, I am not putting your hairy nutsack in my mouth. I will only put your clean shaven nutsack in my mouth.
I have a phobia of non-head hair. Head hair is fine, but the moment you try and kiss me with a fucking full-on beard is the day we stop talking. Neckbeards are the worse, btw. Fucking, it's like having balls on your neck. And I am not talking about clean shaven balls either. tl;dr secrets is afraid of manliness
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