🇦🇺 tHe DuIk rAgE pOST ConTAinMenT thReAD!111 🤮💩

[shovelquest]

that's an alpaca!

lolacost

[Duik]

Old mate thought he was on his way to the Alpacalypse, but he was just a llama farmer.

Also who is this Duik chap, he seems nice, balanced and defo worth blowing the suds off a schooner at the pub.

Fucken 10 mins till I gotta don the chains of corporate greed and toil at the wheel.

[Duik]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

RETVRN

[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

Tovarishch!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

This practice originated in the Byzantine Empire and later spread to the West.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

LMFAO.

You prolly should look up the cricket term "No Ball" cuz directly above your slow response is the best joke ever (if you are an aussie). I am fully aware what a castrato is. I was just setting up the joke.

Also, Roman Catholics were compromised centuries ago... I know, about 20 centuries ago. Thanks for admitting it gumby.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

LMFAO.

You prolly should look up the cricket term "No Ball" cuz directly above your slow response is the best joke ever (if you are an aussie). I am fully aware what a castrato is. I was just setting up the joke.

Also, Roman Catholics were compromised centuries ago... I know, about 20 centuries ago. Thanks for admitting it gumby.

The Roman Catholic Church hadnt been founded 20 centuries ago my boy. Gonna have to be edgy on Reddit if you want updoots for being wrong

[Duik]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The Roman Catholic Church hadnt been founded 20 centuries ago my boy. Gonna have to be edgy on Reddit if you want updoots for being wrong

It all stems from the same myth and/or legend silly man. They all copied each other and made lil changes so their version was the correctest.

Also, RC cut the balls off boys because they thought god blessed to child with a heavenly voice.

End result? Cut the balls of a boy. Good job RCs! That'll teach those muslamics/jews/whateverelsesillystorythatwasmadeupto controlpeople.

Cut off boys balls. Much like a bad jewish minister. Slipped and got the sack.

[Duik]

I callem skin breathers. We got no poison dart type frogs here but we do have cane toads.

I present Cane Toad Golf.