Was I Just at "One of Those" Kind of Massage Places

[Toxigen]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Californian would straddle men if it were permitted and says other people have hang ups

America has changed so much in my life time. I could kill 4-5 of you guys in hand to hand combat even as I approach age 60

lets go old man

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Californian would straddle men if it were permitted and says other people have hang ups

America has changed so much in my life time. I could kill 4-5 of you guys in hand to hand combat even as I approach age 60

In other words, I love my fellow man sooo much im prepared to internet warrior myself so you all can feel secure in yourselves.

Thanks bud(lite) you have your transition date set yet?
Matriam, now and forever. #rainbow

[Origen]

I imagine Patriam is one of those old men in a biker gang, except all of their decorations are pictures of various characters from the Everquest franchise

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I imagine Patriam is one of those old men in a biker gang, except all of their decorations are pictures of various characters from the Everquest franchise

Patriam's Gang Tattoos

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[Duik]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I imagine Patriam is one of those old men in a biker gang, except all of their decorations are pictures of various characters from the Everquest franchise

So, if he hits you with a forearm, effectively he either maces you or slices you.
He lied about the "hand to hand".
Lies on the interwebs, whoda thunk it.

Do you yanks use the term Ball and Chain to reference the good lady wife?

Also, Origen thinks about Old Men.

Also also, is it true the woke left hollywood is doing a remake of He-man called She-man. By the power of GaySkull I'd watch that. And remember kids, if you see a girl ALWAYS start her of with a Christian Kiss. Just to make sure. 'Till next time.

[Patriam1066]

An elbow doesn’t count as hand to hand? A good forearm to the dome always works in a bar fight in my experience

[Duik]

Matriam, I say let the scientific method be your guide. Head to the bar, drink up. 5 cosmopolitans should do it. Then, pick 4-5 punks and try those moves. Video (3rd person view) please.
Go!

[Origen]

Imagining the combat abilities of AARP members is a healthy thought process when compared to constant handwringing about trans people and pedophilia ��*♂️

[Patriam1066]

Crocodile Dundee drinks cosmos

Makes sense

[Duik]

Amenadiel thinks cosmos are yummy. He's a manly angel.