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Old 06-30-2023, 11:01 AM
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I'm alpha af and I have a cat with a collar that has a bell on it so I call him mister jinglebells
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Old 06-30-2023, 11:05 AM
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Coolest pet I ever had was an iguana, she liked to eat smushed strawberries and when she did it looked like she was wearing lipstick. She was a lil' hussy that would slap my mom with her tail but loved me
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Old 06-30-2023, 02:52 PM
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cats are cool and manly
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Old 06-30-2023, 06:28 PM
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Old 06-30-2023, 10:35 PM
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men who own cats do so because they want to own pussy and can't find a woman to give up hers.
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Old 07-01-2023, 08:33 AM
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I have two cats and one wife

Sorry you are so miserable
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Old 07-01-2023, 11:36 PM
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I have two cats and one wife
well, you say that...
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Old 07-02-2023, 01:51 PM
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i was having sex with a girl once and her cat jumped up on the bed and stepped on my balls lol
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Old 07-05-2023, 01:39 PM
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so you are mad and he deserves it. do you deserve to be mad?

ok, i will watch him, but only up close. if i watch him from far away i might look sus.
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Old 07-05-2023, 03:16 PM
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up close might look funny also. i hope i can see what you are talking about from a reasonable distance
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