now THIS is forum posting

[Patrece]

Know ye had a great Valentine's Day. Just know it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I have developed the pleasant skill of being able to "have sex" (ie, orgasm, etc) just by being next to someone who has had sex in the past 24 hours. It's total pheremonic aura, everyone has it, but if someone has had sex in the past 24 hours it's [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.].


I just got home. Exhausted.

So if any of you lover's rode the bus today, and the person next to you was smiling, I'm just saying, I'm not the only one who knows this trick.


I don't do escalators or crosswalks anymore. That's for a younger person!

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So if any of you lover's rode the bus today

People who ride the bus don't have sex.

[Rager and Quitter]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

People who ride the bus don't have sex.

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Rager and Quitter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

[Rager and Quitter]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

No I totally get that and if when because their emotions never almost and certainly for when and only complete honesty calls. The last ever time when never understood because your and telling me for reasonable then if.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

so you're saying that exposure to the "i just got laid" pheromone can make you spontaneously orgasm?

I call BS on that

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Rager and Quitter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

As the wise Dr. Dre once said, whatever happened to falling in love with a ***** with a bus pass?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Ok. Someone asked me, "What about hookers?" A lot of people think this is the ez sure thing, just go walk around where the hookers are, grinning yer ass off.


It sadly doesn't work that way. Hooker's do business sex. It generates "fizz" the equivalent of 70's brickweed. And sitting next to the John is no solution. It's mostly just this sad, droopy orgasm feeling.


Word to the wise. I always encourage young people to fall in love. We all do. Next time grandpa tears up at a wedding, now you know why. You're welcome.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

See, that was shoddy work. The ending needs a rework badly. Maybe something along the lines of, "This is why your mom always tells you and your wife to visit soon."



You know, this is free work. This is why communism fails. You stop caring even if you like the work, that is the irony.



I'm taking my talents to South Beach.