Embarrassing RL story time

[nostalgiaquest]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

@nostalgiaquest being a nuclear engineer (lol)... oh I believe you...just that you're actually was a nukeboi

Yup. For about ten years. It’s way less cool than it sounds. Basically involves blindly memorizing and regurgitating a bunch of manuals. Very little actual engineering l. But I got to see some cool shit and travel a lot. Did time at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard, Naval Air Station North Island, Command Fleet Activities Yokosuka, and Bangor Trident Refit Facility. I used to look out my office window at Bangor and watch them training actual dolphins and seals to patrol the piers, and these big ass elephant seals used to battle each other for positions on the back of docked subs, since I guess it was nice and warm there. Was always a shame you couldn’t bring cameras into the restricted areas.

[Chortles Snortles]

so i logged on to my sk and handed in my tome of discord to kill some naked level 1s
wasn't going to kill our star streamer whos stream event "is the largest number of people ever watching p1999" (wow!)
so i get permanently GM mezed and can't cast spells and im invulnerable and can't be ported out of the swamp nor cast my sow potions
/q doesn't fix it
so noticing im invulnerable i head to lguk to have some fun testing my new abilities
of course this elf time out is magically turned off while i have the minotaur maze trained towards the zone out near king and die
the kind GM rez's me after scolding me for "possibly" ruining this event
i thank him for his volunteer service and comment that i forgot world interference is only cool when they do it
get banned
sip

[Bardp1999]

I can imagine you a Dunkin Donuts, covered in a thin layer of sweat stuffing your fat face with donut holes from your greasy tiny hands.

[Gravydoo II]

Originally Posted by Bardp1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can imagine you a Dunkin Donuts, covered in a thin layer of sweat stuffing your fat face with donut holes from your greasy tiny hands.

PFFFTTTTHAHAHAAA

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Bardp1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can imagine you a Dunkin Donuts, covered in a thin layer of sweat stuffing your fat face with donut holes from your greasy tiny hands.

Man, let it go fungusfoot. It's embarrassing how mad and obsessed you are with his hands.

Originally Posted by Chortles Snortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so i logged on to my sk and handed in my tome of discord to kill some naked level 1s
wasn't going to kill our star streamer whos stream event "is the largest number of people ever watching p1999" (wow!)
so i get permanently GM mezed and can't cast spells and im invulnerable and can't be ported out of the swamp nor cast my sow potions
/q doesn't fix it
so noticing im invulnerable i head to lguk to have some fun testing my new abilities
of course this elf time out is magically turned off while i have the minotaur maze trained towards the zone out near king and die
the kind GM rez's me after scolding me for "possibly" ruining this event
i thank him for his volunteer service and comment that i forgot world interference is only cool when they do it
get banned
sip

Cool story bro.

[starkind]

^^

[BlackBellamy]

I had a gun pointed at me and when you're looking at the gun you're not really paying attention to the guy and then when you're sprinting and ducking you're not really aware of the finer facial features either. So later when I'm talking to the detective he's like you're gonna go to county and help do a sketch and I wanted to be helpful so I was like sure. So I get there and the guy shows me a 100 different polaroids yes polaroids of various inmates and says just tell me these lips, that nose, these eyes, don't worry about describing the guy, just pick out the features that you see in the photos. So we sit there for a long time, and the sketch is just a sketch, I don't know if it looks like the guy or not. The guy keeps asking me and I'm like yeah yeah I keep nodding my head but deep inside it's all the same, especially after staring at all those photographs.

So finally we're done and I look and it's Generic Black Guy and I give the sketcher the thumbs up and say, yeah that looks like him.

Sorry Generic Black Guy, I was too embarrassed to admit I wasted the guys time.

Hope you're out of jail now and back on your feet!

Sorry again.