What's the best strategy for playing P99?

[Baler]

Q: What's the best strategy for playing P99?
A: Stay off the forums.

[loramin]

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Q: What's the best strategy for playing P99?
A: Stay off the forums.

QFT

[Bardp1999]

1) start playing casually
2) become addicted and start calling into work to play (start doing drugs also)
3) quit job/get fired (keep doing drugs)
4) become a mighty guild leader and server hero (wife divorces you at this point)
5) stop playing P99 altogether and only post on the forums (ultimate victory)

[Tunabros]

-do drugs and be unemployed
-join a zerg guild
-get warder loot and show it off to your neglected family

that's the first option

here's the second one

-join zerg guild
-realize that your a warm body
-quit the game

there's no winning on p99 green
we're all fucked

[Tunabros]

i can assure you no one cares about your shitty signature castle2.0