Nascar and the art of revenge.

[Gustoo]

Nascar rules despite the fact that it is harder to cheat now.

All racing is for people that can afford it. Nascar rules because you get to see people at 200mph all day long versus road racing you can see a single corner and never even watch the race unfold.

For spectator racing, circle tracks are more fun. I like outlaws myself. Wingless and winged sprints.

It's pretty easy. You show up, and you get a bud lite, or a busch lite, or a miller lite, or a coors light whatever brand they have and act like you've never heard of any other brand of beer and everyone will accept you into the fold of people that enjoy 200mph races and crashes and crisp and refreshing beer that its impossible to get drunk from.