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[naez]

aviators and charlie sheen are both p badass

[Asinine]

In a world which i reside. i will be that one guy thats better than you

[Pariad]

Toucans are members of the family Ramphastidae of near passerine birds from the Neotropics. The family is most closely related to the American barbets. They are brightly marked and have large, often colorful bills. The family includes five genera and about forty different species. The name of this bird group is derived from Tupi tucana, via Portuguese.

Toucans range in size from the Lettered Aracari (Pteroglossus inscriptus), at 130 g (4.6 oz) and 29 cm (11.5 inches), to the Toco Toucan (Ramphastos toco), at 680 g (1.5 lb) and 63 cm (29 inches). Their bodies are short (of comparable size to a crow's) and compact. The tail is rounded and varies in length, from half the length to the whole length of the body. The neck is short and thick. The wings are small, as they are forest-dwelling birds who only need to travel short distances, and are often of about the same span as the bill-tip-to-tail-tip measurements of the bird.

The legs of a toucan are strong and rather short. Their toes are arranged in pairs with the first and fourth toes turned backward. The majority of toucans do not show any sexual dimorphism in their coloration, the genus Selenidera being the most notable exception to this rule (hence their common name, "dichromatic toucanets"). However, the bills of female toucans are usually shorter, deeper and sometimes straighter, giving more of a "blocky" impression compared to male bills. The feathers in the genus containing the largest toucans are generally black, with touches of white, yellow, and scarlet. The underparts of the araçaris (smaller toucans) are yellow, crossed by one or more black or red bands. The toucanets have mostly green plumage with blue markings.

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In a world which i reside. i will be that one guy thats better than you

Obviously not at grammar and punctuation. Also, I wouldn't consider your career of dry-humping farm animals grounds for you being better than anyone at anything other than bestiality, which is probably why you were bragging about that fat slob.

[naez]

^ damn dog, derty

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[Asinine]

what do u do sit on your as i do one of the most dangerous sports there is and i know you guys will never understand that

[Bruno]

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[enatomi]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what do u do sit on your as i do one of the most dangerous sports there is and i know you guys will never understand that

Sadly, that does not make it cool in the slightest.

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what do u do sit on your as i do one of the most dangerous sports there is and i know you guys will never understand that

What we do understand is you think you're the man for grinding on the back of farm animals.

[mimixownzall]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what do u do sit on your as i do one of the most senseless, idiotic sports there is and i know you guys will never understand that (probably because you really don't fkin care).

Fix'd.

Though. I don't consider it a 'sport.' Doesn't take any real great genetic-freak skill to attempt to hold onto a rope for 8 seconds.

I would consider Golf more of a sport... or chess.