I don't hate people.

[Cassawary]

Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You guys honestly think monkeys are going to evolve soon? If this isn't a troll you should be punished if it is a troll *sips vigorously*

You're a transitional specimen

[HalflingSpergand]

Heh heh heh

[magnetaress]

This is the ideal female G.E.L.F body.

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My heroine teen idols.

BTW, they weren't supposed to be able to breed either.

P.S. they also lived on an "island".

[Jibartik]

Dogs smile now, prove it that they wont be driving cars in 50 years.

Protip: you cant!

[imperiouskitten]

Lot of really onm point biology in here let's get some Jordan Peterson quotes to round it out

[HalflingSpergand]

Dogs sniff each other where the shit comes out and sometimes eat shit they also eat things like wood and plastic, they also piss and shit anywhere really truly retarded animals. Some can be trained but they'll only remember a few things

[imperiouskitten]

[imperiouskitten]

[Jibartik]

Fact:

Dogs love to eat shit.

Also fact:

Dogs love to eat a juicy Kobe steak.

Fact?:

People make their own steak and we just dont know this?

[A Knight]

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lot of really onm point biology in here let's get some Jordan Peterson quotes to round it out

you have to say it in a kermit the frog voice.

"I dont understand... well there are a couple of problems with video games. Take Everquest for example. Its a gambling game, that to play is very easy but its hard because you die a lot. Its an illusion to children to teach them in life, hey pull the leaver and you will forever believe that if you accomplish something minor, you should be rewarded with the belief that you are awesome.

I can trace it back to Pepsi. Pepsi burns a little more than coke. What does that teach the mentality of a child? That pain is good. What kind of submersive messages does this teach? That hey if someone tells you not to drink Pepsi do it. And it burns and feels good. This is the basic structure that leads to adult magazines. Its like.. come on grow up, don't drink Pepsi! Clean your room!"

My attempt at Jordan Peterson. I have done better versions.