Quick, I need something to tell the wife...

[Vidar]

Tell her she looks like her mom. Preferably during something sexual.

[Znakebite]

Babe, This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't pass it up.
It beats me leaving the house and drinking with my buddies, potentially getting a DUI or worse a car accident. You don't want that do you? You see, playing EQ is safe for me and will give you peace of mind, knowing that I am right in the other room.
I love you babe, your the best[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Krazed]

Originally Posted by Znakebite [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Babe, This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't pass it up.
It beats me leaving the house and drinking with my buddies, potentially getting a DUI or worse a car accident. You don't want that do you? You see, playing EQ is safe for me and will give you peace of mind, knowing that I am right in the other room.
I love you babe, your the best[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This.

I've told my wife about the various EQ Progression servers over the last 4 years, and this was her answer to ME.

[Vivix]

Ask her to play. Mine is rolling an erudite necro and I'm going ogre shaman.

[TRiCiDE]

Here are divorce papers, im going to need you to sign these. I have a new love in my life.

[NizmerThafen]

Tell her there is an all-you-can-eat buffet deal at the China Star just down the road.

[Madbad]

Be honest with her.

She will leave you.

Unlimited free time.

#Lifehacks

[jakeojohnson]

Go eat some broccoli, cabbage, and some $1 frozen items from the grocery store. She will stay out of that room for sure.

[Krazed]

and go ask for lots of garlic dipping sauce from various pizza joints. That'll help.

[oldhead]

Originally Posted by Kittik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

...so she'll leave me along all night.

Just tell her you want sex.