Any Stardew Valley players?

[Cecily]

It starts all innocent at first. Oh I’ll just do this one field of poppies. Then before you know it, you’ve got a pepper plant in the middle of your backyard. Then you see your wife on the roof of the house hiding under an over-turned shopping cart with that semiautomatic assault rifle you thought you might go hunting with one day. She screams at you, eyes full of tears, about organic fruits and vegetables being a lie before she turns her attention to the massive storm on the horizon. “Remember how I used to be,” she whispers as she loads a magazine into the rifle, takes aim, and fires at the hurricane.

[ScaringChildren]

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Magazine.

<3

[Cecily]

That game looks a lot like Elona, one of my favorite roguelikes.

[Cecily]

Excuse me. I’m the liberal here so I think I know a thing or two about gun terminology and the best solutions to stopping gun violence against meteorological phenomenons.

[clevergirl]

Pretty soon you will all be wearing flannel, overalls, and giant rubber duckies servicing the great goddess Amazona. Whilst the fruits of your labor are shipped off to Lalunia.

Goddess bless.

[ScaringChildren]

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Pretty soon you will all be wearing flannel, overalls, and giant rubber duckies servicing the great goddess Amazona. Whilst the fruits of your labor are shipped off to Lalunia.

Goddess bless.

Can I wear this instead?

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[Valakut]

tried to get into it on the nintendo switch but i can't handle the amount of loading it reminds me of some playstation 1 type shit.

need to get it in one of the next steam sales and just embrace those samsung m2 speeds