Why Harry Potter Should Have Carried A 1911

[ScaringChildren]

Calm down, I'll eventually stop political sperging and go back to nihilism.exe mode.

[Schaduwridder]

harry potter and the virgin wizard

cringing hard for you

[Schaduwridder]

if you are accused you are most likely guilty

[ScaringChildren]

I have some homework for you motherfuckers, due on Monday:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Kill_a_Mockingbird

[Danth]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist.

Having not read that book, isn't harry potter a little kid? I've had the displeasure of having had to lug around a bolt-action barrett before. Those things aren't exactly meant for quick pointing, to say the least....the term "boat anchor" springs to mind. Your imagined scene might well result in slapstick comedy rather than dramatic action.

I think there being few or no modern weapons in harry potter has to be chalked up as a similar sort of problem as to why star trek spaceships don't transport bombs into each others' engine rooms: Sometimes the pragmatic action would make for a really dull (and short) story.

Danth

[mickmoranis]

Originally Posted by Danth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Having not read that book, isn't harry potter a little kid? I've had the displeasure of having had to lug around a bolt-action barrett before. Those things aren't exactly meant for quick pointing, to say the least....the term "boat anchor" springs to mind. Your imagined scene might well result in slapstick comedy rather than dramatic action.

I think there being few or no modern weapons in harry potter has to be chalked up as a similar sort of problem as to why star trek spaceships don't transport bombs into each others' engine rooms: Sometimes the pragmatic action would make for a really dull (and short) story.

Danth

Season 3 episode 7 Voyager, they did that.

The reason you don't see it often is because you can't transport through Shields.

[loramin]

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[mickmoranis]

is loramin still trying to spin that illiterate media created bullshit that "because you're not on trial you are not suposed to have the right of innocent until proven guilty?"

I swear if only you guys said something, ONE thing, that was different than what John Oliver and the rest of biased media you watch parrots it'd be awesome.

Just ONCE disagree with Trevor Noah, I dare you, just try it ONCE

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

is loramin still trying to spin that illiterate media created bullshit that "because you're not on trial you are not suposed to have the right of innocent until proven guilty?"

I swear if only you guys said something, ONE thing, that was different than what John Oliver and the rest of biased media you watch parrots it'd be awesome.

Just ONCE disagree with Trevor Noah, I dare you, just try it ONCE

you have no idea what rights are lol it owns

[clevergirl]

Why can't harry just be Han Solo and shoot first. Fucking kids these days. Always trying to hope and pray and vote.