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Old 07-24-2017, 06:05 PM
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:34 PM
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i kissed a rich girl today i smooked her on the lips after jabbering about myself for 3 hrs over $15 tacos and bloody maryes. she followed me all the way back to my apartment though i proclaimed my busy schedule demanded my attention toward making $. outisde my gates i smooked her thrice pon them wet and sweet lips. then i entered my fortress, came in the house, and got to work (with a side of p99 forums). u could see her eyes drip with desire 4 me and i touched her back side with delicacy as tho my fingers were masts of hoisin sauce sailing upon fine crispy pork belly.

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I remember my first kiss to. Good job!
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:39 PM
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I remember my first kiss too. Good job!
At least that kiss was with a biological female, and of her free will.
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:47 AM
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You could maybe connect with her as a fellow human being instead of immediately fucking her.
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:54 AM
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You could maybe connect with her as a fellow human being instead of immediately fucking her.
you missed the entire problem as skarlorn himself outlined

the women always want sex first for a variety of reasons i care not to list. its up to the man to protect the woman's heart.

women have very little say in their libidos these days. they don't consider how they might feel post-oxytocin release in what is actually a casual relationship or courtship. there is no consideration on the part of the woman, because each woman is taught to be a romantic from birth. so the woman is ALWAYS thinking positively, and that the next man she sleeps with will be The One. Women will describe this process of putting out early as "trusting the man" if you ask them about their first fuck.

Recently in princess leia's memoirs she wrote how she trusted han solo, and justified the casual fucking courship through that lens. "somehow I trusted him"

tldr; its not skarlorn offering the sex, he's withholding. sick reading comprehension bud
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:28 PM
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kissing biofems is the first step on the road to getting cucked
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Old 07-25-2017, 11:30 PM
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U sound short and very hairy op
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Old 07-26-2017, 12:28 AM
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U sound short and very hairy op
Actually his voice says he is average or above as far as height goes. 5'10+ minimum

Probably over 6. Posts also all read over 6 foot 7
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Old 07-26-2017, 12:39 AM
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azzar's ability to accurately pinpoint my human characteristics actually gave me pause and wondered about a doxxing occuring

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