Now is a good time!

[Deillon]

Why is this here shitting up the blue forums ? get this moved to red RnF

[Nyrod]

Firstly, this is the stupidest place to put this, at the least in general guild forum but it will get locked/moved/deleted like every other one

Secondly, your guild of 70 that tried to raid got demolished by the top guild on red, Apex, and you reformed now that the guild leader said fuck you and only 20 of you log on now. Have fun distributing loot when you raid Lodi (we have let you have PD for 3 weeks now out of pity)

CYA

[Jaxon]

PD three weeks in a row? That's pretty solid.

[Nyrod]

Originally Posted by Jaxon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

PD three weeks in a row? That's pretty solid.

If you are a 4th rank guild on blue. Possibly you dont understand how raiding on red works? You probably missed the last 4 months when this guild went from taking nearly everything for around 2 months because they fielded 60-70 vs our 25-30 (on good days) when we contested them, to us denying them every single thing including vindi.

They wont keep PD but we are busy rebuilding and slaying everything else.

[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by Nyrod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you are a 4th rank guild on blue. Possibly you dont understand how raiding on red works? You probably missed the last 4 months when this guild went from taking nearly everything for around 2 months because they fielded 60-70 vs our 25-30 (on good days) when we contested them, to us denying them every single thing including vindi.

They wont keep PD but we are busy rebuilding and slaying everything else.

and how much you guys bench press? it a lot?

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by tnttoken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hello, my name is Metroid from red99. A good group of us are starting up a new guild called <Employed> on red that will be focusing on Kunark content and venturing into Velious as numbers allow.

We have a group of very strong players with a lot of knowledge and PvP skills. Alot of us are leveling up alts and planning on helping new players do the same. If there was ever a time to try out red, now is a good time.

For me this is the most important thing. I need more details before I consider joining you on red, Metroid.

Exactly how strong are these players? I can only join true alpha males that are benchpressing no less than 200% their own body weight. I also expect them to be able to perform barbell bicep curls of no less than 100 pounds. Calisthenics are also very important to me, I expect every guild member to be able to knock out 100 pushups without stopping, and 50 dips on a typical dip bar.

These are important factors, as I can't associate with weakling nerds even on a 20 year old elf sim. I believe the only way a guild succeeds is if the members are like-minded and like-bodied, fit in both regards.

Let me know if you guys are actually strong. I just might have found myself a guild, afterall.

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

For me this is the most important thing. I need more details before I consider joining you on red, Metroid.

Exactly how strong are these players? I can only join true alpha males that are benchpressing no less than 200% their own body weight. I also expect them to be able to perform barbell bicep curls of no less than 100 pounds. Calisthenics are also very important to me, I expect every guild member to be able to knock out 100 pushups without stopping, and 50 dips on a typical dip bar.

These are important factors, as I can't associate with weakling nerds even on a 20 year old elf sim. I believe the only way a guild succeeds is if the members are like-minded and like-bodied, fit in both regards.

Let me know if you guys are actually strong. I just might have found myself a guild, afterall.

I smiled.

[Vheran]

I appreciate your lack of neckbeardiness. You know, I'll give it a shot.

[skarlorn]

great post lhance, i'm over here tapping my foot eagerly awaiting the verdict if this is a group of weakling nerds of sharp-minded, sculpted alpha hulks

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

great post lhance, i'm over here tapping my foot eagerly awaiting the verdict if this is a group of weakling nerds of sharp-minded, sculpted alpha hulks

I think their silence is all the answer we need to hear.