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Old 10-11-2016, 02:03 PM
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Detoxx is only recognisable GL today.

I mean who even leads Awtaken?
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Old 10-11-2016, 02:24 PM
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I think its that the one guy

Idk his name just the avatar
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Old 10-11-2016, 02:28 PM
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Insignificant vs Detoxx
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Old 10-11-2016, 02:29 PM
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Chest, followed by Detoxx are the only Guild Leaders remaining on p99 with a long standing history of service to their fellow elves and deserve our admiration.
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Old 10-11-2016, 03:01 PM
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Chest, followed by Detoxx are the only Guild Leaders remaining on p99 with a long standing history of service to their fellow elves and deserve our admiration.
You are gay.
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Old 10-11-2016, 03:23 PM
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Detoxx most vocal rules lawyer, a brave genius indeed.


CONCEDE
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Old 10-11-2016, 03:29 PM
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CONCEDE
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Old 10-11-2016, 04:11 PM
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Chest, followed by Detoxx are the only Guild Leaders remaining on p99 with a long standing history of service to their fellow elves and deserve our admiration.

*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Random human player: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and you will! As the boss, you will meet, Detoxx is a good leader. As Skarlon has intimated, the Detoxx is the only one worthy of our admiration."

Human warrior: "Is the guild good?"

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and if you worship the boss Detoxx, you too will have a good experience here."

Human warrior: "I see well, I guess I will join the guild then."

Gnome rogue: "Oy, the boss, Detoxx, is a good leader."





All authentic account, with only the name "Detoxx" being adlibbed in place of "Adorak". Adorak was the leader that was being referenced in 2000 in the Qeynos Aqueduct on the Rallos Zek server by this Gnome rogue player.

Detoxx and Adorak are probably the same person at this point.


This gnome rogue was a knowledgeable fire giant, he sounded pretty important and I have no reason to doubt his assessment. Any questions?
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Old 10-11-2016, 05:20 PM
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Started out pretty solid and then quickly struck the reef and sank to the bottom of the ocean. Some creative editing could have solved this problem Azzar. For example, I would have gone this route instead.....

*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Chest: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Detoxx: We should conspire 16 years from now to ruin an emulated server by over camping the raid scene with no apparent end game or goal in mind

Chest: But that sounds insane

Detoxx: "Oy, but is it anymore insane than this?
*Detoxx takes off his robe to reveal the quivering nude body of a transgenered post operation male*

Chest: "I see well, I guess I will make the guild then. I shall call it BDA"
*Chest takes off his robe to reveal the body of an obese man covered in scar tissue*

Detoxx: "Oy, Detoxx is a gentle lover, and is a good leader."

*AzzarTheGod - Now fully aroused – slowly unzips his trousers and begins to stroke himself – As he is pounding his own flesh in the darkness, Chest looks up from his prone position to wink at AzzarTheGod with a shy smile*
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Old 10-11-2016, 05:31 PM
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Spyder what you need to realize is that I didn't make up anything in the original account. That is 100% all accurate, everything including the quotes (save the adlibs) are 100% historically accurate.

There is a reason why Hollywood isn't a big fan of adopting True Fiction.

This was merely meant to retell a 17 year old story so others could appreciate Detoxx origins.
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