This is everyone in FL right now

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wait a minute, is this industry certified first aid provider implying i'm a "doctor" because of teh James Joyce, B.S. signature? or did I miss something?

Oh nah was thinking of someone else actually, though yes thought that was your shtick due to the name confusion there. Not that the two of you couldn't be the same person with a different posting account haha. Oh yeah, first-aid thing, 40 hour course we even need to do this obstacle course in hazmat suits with breathers... and they turned them off half way through before you drug someone (crash test dummy) the rest of the way then do cpr on it lol. hehe that's the the easy stuff. All pretty much dealing with hostile environments, heat, cold and poison gas, explosive materials, confined areas etc.

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by Daywolf [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yes thought that was your shtick due to the name confusion there.

This industry-certified first aid provider doesn't know the difference between PhD / MD and a bachelor's degree

cringeing HARD

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This industry-certified first aid provider doesn't know the difference between PhD / MD and a bachelor's degree

Oh, so which did you say your claiming then? uh-huh..

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

cringeing HARD

Solid case of priapism there, viagra overdose.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It only sneaks up on you the first time. After that you're able to recognize what's happening. Kind of like the second time a man starts hitting on you at a bar and you realize he isn't just being friendly.

True for anything in life.

Like when you get approached for a fight at a party/bar for the very first time and don't feel anything as he's saying hes looking to fuck you up. Just kinda "??? why is this guy talking to me and why is he mad ???" dead silence and still.

Next time it happens you actually recognize the situation and start smirking about where you are going to hit them and get a primal arousal about how bad you're going to hurt them, whereas the first time you had absolutely no feeling or emotion two ways about it.

Same could be said for your first time having sex. Circuitry has to be switched on and booted up.

[R Flair]

You can tell who in this thread hasn't actually worked in Florida heat, going on about their hot yankee weather.

[James_Joyce]

90% of mortality from heat is old people and children anyway.* I don't think I've ever heard of a survivalist or homosexual yuppie with a fannie pack dying of heatstroke.

Seems like you're really hung up on this football-team style regional superiority contest. While it can be advantageous to affect provinciality in certain beer-chugging company, you might want to consider you are among the titled patricians of the Society of Retarded Posters when you begin to converse on one of our boards.

The South is garbage. I'm glad you guys aren't allowed to fly Confederate flags anymore. Florida and Georgia are the absolute worst.

*source: made it up