A short blue server poem by Swish

[Champion_Standing]

My server is Red
Blue is demeaning
Standing in line for pixels
Trying to give you life meaning
So many years wasted
Truly a shame
Never realizing that it's just a game

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Champion_Standing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My server is Red
Blue is demeaning
Standing in line for pixels
Trying to give you life meaning
So many years wasted
Truly a shame
Never realizing that it's just a game

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best one so far!

[Jauna]

Red server is so bad
That they need to pretend its so rad
Red posters keep invading blue
So sad, but its true
Never once do I recall blue posting in red
Thats because that server is dead
Its nice to advertise no wait for camps
When your server is filled with tramps

[Jauna]

Maybe if you really wish for people to play with you
You should talk to a GM who
Would come up with an idea to copy Daybreak's prison server clue
To get people to play with you, from blue

[Jauna]

Punting bad people from blue to red
Will have no one shed a tear
For those people on blue who are a pain the rear
This maybe blunt
But red is full of cunts.

[Shrubwise]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My eyes are both red
My server is blue

I long for my bed
It is half-past two

It's all in your head!
You've nothing to do!

That's what they said
But now it's past two!

I wish I were dead!
I can't even poo!

As I sit down to med
I begin to rue

That day I was led
Into this zoo

If only instead
Of waiting in queue

I might march on ahead
Straight through this slough

Of players wrong in the head
With nothing to do

Mayhap I should tread
A path all new

Oh, what was it said?
Other than blue,

In that one thread,
Of fun things to do?

Something about Red
A server you!

We've got a winner!

[Samoht]

lol swish got laughed off the PVP nostalrius server because it was too hardcore for him.

bluebie4lyfe.

[nyclin]

Posting pointlessly
"Come to red," he says again
Swish is unemployed

[Pheer]

Im convinced swish spends more time posting about how great playing on red is than actually playing on red

[Qtip]

Originally Posted by Champion_Standing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My server is Red
Blue is demeaning
Standing in line for pixels
Trying to give you life meaning
So many years wasted
Truly a shame
Never realizing that it's just a game

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