a present for my gay buddy's bday

[visage]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Because your gay friends won't sleep with your girlfriend.

And then theres me. That pretends to be gay, while I fuck your girlfriend 😜😘

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sounds like a gaffot. hopefully this will make him think twice bout bothering u with a birthday invite next time

lmfao [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] T_T

Why have a gay friend? Well it's like having a straight male friend except this male friend is attracted to you sexually and so you receive lots of compliments and special treatment. It's pretty goog

[am0n]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

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If you were expecting him to like it, was it really a joke? Sounds like if it was intended as a joke, you succeeded.