I don't have a lot of success with women...

[Systolic]

1) job making more than min wage
2) shower
3) rmt your pixels and get a decent wardrobe
4) dont talk about your pixels
5) 1 hour of gym 3 times a week
6) cut out the pizza and mountain dew
7) get girl
8) keep girl around for 3 months and have her commit to you
9) forget about 1-6
10) profit

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by Systolic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1) job making more than min wage
2) shower
3) rmt your pixels and get a decent wardrobe
4) dont talk about your pixels
5) 1 hour of gym 3 times a week
6) cut out the pizza and mountain dew
7) get girl
8) keep girl around for 3 months and have her commit to you
9) forget about 1-6
10) profit

Lol this was pretty funny

[Slathar]

buy a body pillow and call it your wife. put lipstick on it.

[Xaanka]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

buy a body pillow and call it your wife. put lipstick on it.

i can offer some advice

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[Xarden]

sounds kinda manipulative

[Auchae]

Guess it depends on what successful with women means to you, but a good start if you can't talk to the opposite sex very well (my assumption, sorry) is to go to the bar and build confidence by approaching and talking to them. Might feel awkward, but you have to start somewhere. If you get nervous at the thought of just talking to women, you aren't going to be successful with them in any sense of the word. Eventually you will pick one up or get a number. Don't worry about the ones that come off as weirded out or put off by a random person trying to talk to them; 99% of the time you won't ever see that bitch again anyway.

[Troof]

If you're fat, you better be funny. If not, fuck it, just jump.

[Casey VII]

1. fill a pillow case completely with ramen noodles, cover the outside if you can

2. boil it

3. dry it out again completely

4. buy it some nice clothes from lane Bryant

5. blacks

[Tameth]

Originally Posted by Casey VII [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. fill a pillow case completely with ramen noodles, cover the outside if you can

2. boil it

3. dry it out again completely

4. buy it some nice clothes from lane Bryant

5. blacks

lol wtf!

[iiNGloriouS]

Originally Posted by watbab [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

...but you guys seem to do alright.

Got any tips?

I just tell then I was once a BiS bard tip toein' in my jawwwwdinz and panties start droppin.