Chipotle

[kaev]

Originally Posted by Samoht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

chipotle is for people who don't have access to actual mexican food.

lol, yeah, but at least Chipotle serves semi-decent food. Qdoba tho? might as save a few pennies and go TacoHell if you're satisfied with that made for whitebread suburbia shit.

[quido]

Does every stupid pasty nerd have a weak digestive system too? Do you all just believe in what South Park says without experiencing it yourself? I've eaten a shit-ton of Chipotle and never once had anything but a great poop from it.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

When I was working as a male hustler out in Cali back in the late 70's, burrito and taco joints were where you went when you wanted a lot of food, that was both decent and cheap.

The burritos were always the way to go. In the last couple decades of the 20th century, people discovered Mexican food beyond Taco Bell, and they also discovered, that Taco Bell burritos are a) small and b) suck. A market opening was found and the Shell Corporation -- which owns Chipotle -- made the ncessary capital investments and now sells you 70's style fat burritos, with that Whole Food vibe all the white people seem to need and love.

Myself, I'm still hustling, and while I may not be the marquee name on the streets anymore, I still walk the walk and talk the talk, and every now and then, a client buys me a burrito. But not at a Chipotle. That's like buying coffee at Starbucks, amigo. Plus, I got nabbed on loitering charges there a couple years ago, and they are being super jerks about it.

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[katrik]

The only reason I visit Chipotle is for their carnitas. It's incredible, and seasoned perfectly. I love pork in general. The rest of the food is kind of bland.

[Ezalor]

it's really true

the only people who are extremely impressed by chipotle are boring white people with no taste or frame of reference for what's good mexican food

[LronTheServerLegend]

Originally Posted by Ezalor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's really true

the only people who are extremely impressed by chipotle are boring white people with no taste or frame of reference for what's good mexican food

[LronTheServerLegend]

Its not even that inexpensive. You can go to an absolute hole in the wall mexican joint anywhere in the US and pay less for a taco platter or burrito platter and get chips and salsa for less than a burrotio and a drink at chipotle.

[LronTheServerLegend]

And it tastes 1000 times better.

[quido]

Most mexican joints are fucking terrible - frozen low grade meats, borderline veggies, mediocre red sauce and government cheese

I'd rather make a burrito at home than eat at most disease-laden mexican joints.

Chipotle is at least a solid quick option for $7 when you don't feel like doing shit. It's very much Americanized Mexican food, and I don't think anyone is claiming that it's A+ cuisine. It's just way better than McDonald's or whatever the fuck.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Does every stupid pasty nerd have a weak digestive system too? Do you all just believe in what South Park says without experiencing it yourself? I've eaten a shit-ton of Chipotle and never once had anything but a great poop from it.

Its not a guarantee for me, but its something I plan on. I'd rather prepare myself for a rough couple of days on the toilet than have it get the jump on me.