Escalators are a testimony to human laziness

[Chrisjag92]

I love escalators because they can never break. They can always be used as stairs. There should never be an "escalator out of order" sign only a "escalator temporarily stairs" sign

[quellren]

I love escalators because they remove the only hurdle to walking around the mall completely fucking shit-faced drunk.

No more tripping up or down the stairs. I just walk between the rubber handles and stand there till it kicks me off. Hopefully at the food court.

[Seaweedpimp]

Originally Posted by Bojangles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Uhh, are you saying you are immune to the mangling effects of an escalator disaster?'

yes