This kid would make a great p99 raider

[FatMice]

Haha, I love it.

I want parents to start posting written agreements made between them and their kids. I know you special parents have those somewhere! Teach them early so they can grow up to get pixel power!

[Herpa Derp]

Banana Fact: Bananas constantly face the threat of extinction because their genetic uniformity is a dream for a killer fungus or disease. They are also Walmart's current best selling item.

You should hold your bananas closely and comfort them so they do not fear the threat of death via banana flesh-eating fungus, being careful not to remind the banana that you are also a banana flesh-eating fungus. A fungus on society.

It is proven that bananas taste better if they aren't in fear when they die, the fear of death causes chemical build up in the banana's muscles that cause the meat to taste metallic and of sulfur.

[Pookieson]

Bananas are so important to the US that corporations have had the governments of countries overthrown when they threatened to restrict foreign banana farming. hence the term 'banana republic' referring to situations similar to this, but concerning other natural resources, where the local government has been adjusted(by force) to allow foreign exploiting mega corporations to do business there. Bananas are some serious shit.