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Old 01-23-2015, 10:30 PM
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i fucking lol'd at "you spineless jellyfish"
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:33 PM
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i fucking lol'd at "you spineless jellyfish"
Redundant, jellyfish don't have spines, ergo no need to call them spineless.

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Old 01-23-2015, 10:35 PM
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Redundant, jellyfish don't have spines, ergo no need to call them spineless.

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but it works as an insult. You wouldn't call someone "you spineless SNAKE" but you would say "you spineless worm"
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:38 PM
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but it works as an insult. You wouldn't call someone "you spineless SNAKE" but you would say "you spineless worm"
Again, Spineless Snake works better as an insult. Since snakes have spines (of sorts) calling them spineless says they are not only a snake, but a malformed one.

Worms don't have spines, ergo redundant.
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:43 PM
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Again, Spineless Snake works better as an insult. Since snakes have spines (of sorts) calling them spineless says they are not only a snake, but a malformed one.

Worms don't have spines, ergo redundant.
I see your logic. I agree with you in theory. But, in practice I disagree. The point of this insult is to convey that they cowards - that they won't stand up for themselves. And nothing else. Therefore, the redundancy of jellyfish, or worm, really brings forward a palpable sense of gutlessness.

However, if you were wanting to imply someone is both a coward and a liar, or a devious coward, I would agree that "spineless snake" is the superior insult.

Yet, in Chest's blind rage towards Omni, he cannot focus long enough to craft two-pronged insults. They must be direct and painful, like the crippling blow dozens of our beloved members dealt BDA when they left us for a new master.

Language is not so strict as to always be restricted by pure grammar. Especially when it comes to insults and slang!
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:42 PM
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ergo, vis a vis, concordantly
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:42 PM
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ergo, vis a vis, concordantly
This guy gets it.
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:49 PM
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Things I don't miss:

-the girl that threw up on my junk
-the pants that I shit in while in disney world drunk
-the fap forums
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:50 PM
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[QUOTE=khanable;1756526]Things I don't miss:

-the girl that threw up on my junk
-the pants that I shit in while in disney world drunk
/QUOTE]

Same time?
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Old 01-24-2015, 02:35 AM
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Things I don't miss:

-the girl that threw up on my junk
-the pants that I shit in while in disney world drunk
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Same time?
Sounds like a regular Friday night for me. Except for the girl throwing up on my junk and the Disney World parts.
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