Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[quido]

Originally Posted by Ektar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This isn't a run on - it's just improper use of punctuation. We all do it because we're "speaking" to each other; we just type as we think of the speech in our heads, and most punctuation (semicolon, dash, etc.) sounds like a comma. The comma, being the most basic of these punctuationalisms, is what materializes. thankyouverymuchhaveagoodday!

The way I was taught is that a comma splice makes it a run-on sentence. Regardless, it's wrong, and I'm here to (selectively) police the grammar of your Project1999 forum posts until you people learn!

[Barthorn]

i am the only one that tlaks righnt on thijs forum !!! i have perfekt writing and i am not very plesed wirtfh raeding your errors.!@ you gutys are wrong, dwarf pally is right! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had high hopes when I found this server that it would not only recreate the game experience I had a decade ago, but the forum experience, as well.

The bolded comma is unnecessary.

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You all write poorly, none of you are funny, you fail to demean your opponents even when they rub feces in their own faces and proudly present their gaping anuses for your plunging pleasure.

This is a run-on sentEnce.

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And it's fucking boring reading your pathetic attempts at flames and trolling.

You cannot start a sentEnce with "and."

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This forum is getting dangerously close to dropping off my bookmarks, only to be replaced by a midget-fisting website or something.

I don't know where "dropping off your bookmarks" is located, but I'm absolutely sure that the software running this forum is not moving close to it.

Quack.

[Barkingturtle]

You really brought it there, dude. That's quality stuff, critiquing my impeccable language usage. Motherfucker I was gifted at birth with an unrivaled talent with the written word, and as such I am allowed whatever liberties I deem appropriate.

For fuck's sake, it's not the fact that you all write so poorly that is the issue here, it's that not one of you is compelling. You've even got all this in-game pseudo-drama to fuel you, and it's just fucking boring around here. Threads dissolve into this ham-handed grammar debate far too often, because fact is none of you can actually summon anything more offensive than your own failings in the realm of English.

Look, bitches, your dads all get together on the weekends and fill one another's anuses with so much cum even Hasbin couldn't swallow it all. You mothers all have syphilis from the time they've spent turning tricks for meth. Your kids have asymmetrical features because the whores who allowed you to impregnate them couldn't put down the bottle for even a second lest they risk remembering the feel of your sad, sticky little cock worming inside their festering cunt-holes. Your friends are fags. Your co-workers take turns ejaculating in your coffee. God hates you and made AIDS just so you could contract it one day. You're less valuable than a Mexican.

See those? All acceptable responses to basically anything anyone ever says. All funner to read than anything the collective fail around here will ever muster. Feel free to borrow.

[Bannedfornoreason3]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have recently started a blitz campaign on your forums because I saw nothing happening to address valid issues.

Now that I see this, I will stop. Thank you for at least acknowledging that there is a problem.

I understand that punishment isn't any of my business, all I can ask for is that the shady behavior stop one way or another, but that's up to you dude. I hope that in the future we can all have a more ethical EQ experience.

faggot

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Threads dissolve into this ham-handed grammar debate far too often, because fact is none of you can actually summon anything more offensive than your own failings in the realm of English.

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Sentence", you fucking retard.

LMAO.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

All funner to read..

funner

- no dictionary results

[quido]

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[Barkingturtle]

Again, really bringing it, kiddo.

I understand you're intimidated, but surely even a deficient like yourself can muster better. I mean, I've had more stimulating back and forth with my testicles, and they really have virtually no grasp of language.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Again, really bringing it, kiddo.

I understand you're intimidated, but surely even a deficient like yourself can muster better. I mean, I've had more stimulating back and forth with my testicles, and they really have virtually no grasp of language.

Actually, I just don't recognize you as a worthy opponent. You're using rhetoric for the sake of using rhetoric, with no actual substance to your artful words. You're a troll, you're trying to troll, and you're obvious.

If you actually had something to say, I would entertain the proposition of discoursing with you, but obviously your sole point is to use foul language properly in a sentEnce and telling others why they are inferior.

If you actually had a point, I would be glad to debate you - but in the face of the void which you call your intent - I am reduced to quibbling about your grammar (which you use poorly).

You're neither clever nor funny, and you seem to be very proud of being able to use foul language to stampede - what would be your point (if you had one) - across to the audience. Good for you dude.

Like I said:
Obvious troll is obvious.