how to get fatter

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Originally Posted by Rasterburn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The best way to get fatter is to live in the USA... the fattest nation on earth.

Houston, we have a problem.

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[Harrison]

Originally Posted by Rasterburn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The best way to get fatter is to live in the USA... the fattest nation on earth.

I'd rather have a nation full of obesity than starving to death; killing each other for food.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'd rather have a nation full of obesity than starving to death; killing each other for food.

I'd rather have a nation of well educated healthy people, able to balance the issues of their personal and professional lives in a meaningful way than a nation full of obesity or starving to death, killing each other for food.

[Reiker]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'd rather have a nation of well educated healthy people, able to balance the issues of their personal and professional lives in a meaningful way than a nation full of obesity or starving to death, killing each other for food.

This doesn't and can't possibly exist so who the fuck cares. I'd love a button I could press whenever I wanted a beautiful woman to walk through the door and fuck me at will, but it's impossible so why mention it.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Reiker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This doesn't and can't possibly exist so who the fuck cares. ..it's impossible so why mention it.

I think the real question is what makes you such an authority on the subject to be able to dictate what is possible and what is not. In which field do you hold a doctorate? Where and how did you obtain your evidence? How was your evidence rated? Where exactly can your essays and/or treatises on this subject be found?

..oh wait..

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[ryuut1]

Pickled Sausage:

Preferably, you want non-cooked smoked cajun sausage. Andouille is the best for this. If you want to skip ensuring your raw pork is cooked through, then buy Red Hots. They are a precooked sausage. The most important thing is that you have a good casing ALL the way around, no open ends.

You need a jar, and you need to sterilize it. Lid as well.

Now then: Cook your sausage in a frying pan with a tiny bit of vegetable oil, the goal here is just to get the casings crispy. Crush about 5 good size cloves of garlic, a bay leaf and a couple jalapenos and put them in the jar. Then arrange your sausages inside the jar. Fill the remaining space in the jar with 75% apple or white vinegar(i like the bite of a mix) and 25% Lousiana hot sauce.

Lid, shake well and refrigerate 3 days before eating.

TIP: For quicker pickling, heat up the vinegar/hotsauce mix to a high simmer before adding it to the jar.

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Originally Posted by ryuut1 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pickled Sausage:

Preferably, you want non-cooked smoked cajun sausage. Andouille is the best for this. If you want to skip ensuring your raw pork is cooked through, then buy Red Hots. They are a precooked sausage. The most important thing is that you have a good casing ALL the way around, no open ends.

You need a jar, and you need to sterilize it. Lid as well.

Now then: Cook your sausage in a frying pan with a tiny bit of vegetable oil, the goal here is just to get the casings crispy. Crush about 5 good size cloves of garlic, a bay leaf and a couple jalapenos and put them in the jar. Then arrange your sausages inside the jar. Fill the remaining space in the jar with 75% apple or white vinegar(i like the bite of a mix) and 25% Lousiana hot sauce.

Lid, shake well and refrigerate 3 days before eating.

TIP: For quicker pickling, heat up the vinegar/hotsauce mix to a high simmer before adding it to the jar.

BAM!

[Reiker]

Your plan, at the very least, would consist of:

1) Creating a new nation
2) Rounding up all the "healthy, educated" people of the world and placing them within your new nation.
- What do you do when a healthy person in your nation becomes unhealthy/fat? What do you do when an elderly person becomes senile? What do you do when someone loses their job/home and becomes malnourished due to lack of food? What do you do when an "unfit" child is born in your nation? Kick them all out? Euthanize them?

or (the easier option):

1) Take over a nation and remove / exterminate everyone whom you deem "unfit." I believe someone else attempted this in history, and things didn't work out very well for them. Good luck with your syphilis.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Reiker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your plan, at the very least, would consist of:

1) Creating a new nation

This is something I agree with. The current system is set up to support certain elements of mainstream society that I believe have vested interests in the existence of unhealthy consumers. A new society would need to be set up, and some people might think that is an unreachable goal; I consider it possible, even probable given the right circumstances.

Originally Posted by Reiker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

2) Rounding up all the "healthy, educated" people of the world and placing them within your new nation.
- What do you do when a healthy person in your nation becomes unhealthy/fat? What do you do when an elderly person becomes senile? What do you do when someone loses their job/home and becomes malnourished due to lack of food? What do you do when an "unfit" child is born in your nation? Kick them all out? Euthanize them?

None of the above. Subsequent generations have been proven to be able to better respond to harmful stimuli.. If you want evidence, look at the numbers for smoking between the 30-50 age group and the 15-30 age group. Given the right society, where so much value isn't placed into advertising things that aren't healthy and a set of values to more thoroughly endorse education and health in society - contrasted to the current values we have which endorse convenience, comfort, and hedonism (mostly centered on eating patterns), I believe people would become more educated and healthy. I believe in this form of a society, people would use more energy towards goals which were positive for the society than they currently do through donations of time or money to (mostly) private charities etc..

This is really common sense stuff here. We've been poisoned by generations of research into how to shape our decisions. People in this country beat the drum of freedom until it is worn and weary, but seem to eternally gloss over this fact. We are only as free as our choices, and honestly the choice to live in a healthy way in city environments is not new, is was supplanted by less healthy massive private interests for a large period of time in the recent past.

Control the food supply, make certain things unavailable and promote certain things, and you would simply breed healthy, educated people over time, without the need to resort to any of these drastic measures:

Originally Posted by Reiker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1) Take over a nation and remove / exterminate everyone whom you deem "unfit."

syphilis.