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Old 03-29-2014, 12:59 AM
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Lzzy Hale. Fantastic.

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Lzzy Hale can kind of rip it for a minute but from what I've heard it's all cookie-cutter bullshit. What I've managed to find from her is completely in-the-box and feels like she learned to play the guitar by watching mail-order VHS tapes.

I'm pretty sure I could name 50 guitar players in 100 seconds none of whom Lzzy Hale could hold a candle to. Yes, she is good, especially for a girl, but she is nothing special as a player except for the fact that she is a girl. Unless I'm somehow missing her most compelling playing, in which case you should link me.


I don't hate girls - I love em - but I hate that there's a much higher incidence of absolute insanity and retardation among them. I acknowledge that most men are insane and retarded too, but you're probably ten times as likely to find a "normal" male as you are a female. It's like females have this collective consciousness aimed at being entirely difficult and irrational just to further acclimate males to putting up with their bullshit. It's amazing the completely stupid bullshit I've seen females make males do for no reason other than to see if they could. Stupidity is a disease and I think women are doing more than men to enable its proliferation.
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Old 03-29-2014, 03:27 AM
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Lzzy Hale can kind of rip it for a minute but from what I've heard it's all cookie-cutter bullshit. What I've managed to find from her is completely in-the-box and feels like she learned to play the guitar by watching mail-order VHS tapes.

I'm pretty sure I could name 50 guitar players in 100 seconds none of whom Lzzy Hale could hold a candle to. Yes, she is good, especially for a girl, but she is nothing special as a player except for the fact that she is a girl. Unless I'm somehow missing her most compelling playing, in which case you should link me.
Bonnie Raitt. Lzzy is nothing in comparison. If we're gonna name famous female guitarists that can actually play damn good, we might as well start at the top.
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Old 03-28-2014, 05:05 PM
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Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.

Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.

The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.

tldr: women are bad at music
A quick youtube search would likely yield hundreds, if not thousands of 12 year old girls that possess far more talent than you do.
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Old 03-28-2014, 05:32 AM
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While i wouldnt agree on everything, i have to say that i never met a girl with whom i enjoyed doing anything else than fuck. The 23 other hour of the day are mostly enduring the nuisance the best you can to get some more sex the next day.

They suck at driving, they suck at video games, they like shitty movies and music. And dont even go on the politics, the right to vote for women fucked us all.

I am perfectly aware i sound like an misogynous asshole, i just really think its the truth, at least for the majority of them.
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:10 AM
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While i wouldnt agree on everything, i have to say that i never met a girl with whom i enjoyed doing anything else than fuck. The 23 other hour of the day are mostly enduring the nuisance the best you can to get some more sex the next day.

They suck at driving, they suck at video games, they like shitty movies and music. And dont even go on the politics, the right to vote for women fucked us all.

I am perfectly aware i sound like an misogynous asshole, i just really think its the truth, at least for the majority of them.
Majority of dudes are worthless idiots. Including you.
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:19 AM
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Majority of dudes are worthless idiots. Including you.
I have to agree that the majority of men are idiots, maybe i am too, but how would you know since you dont know me ? I guess you are disagreeing with what i just said and want to express your anger ?

Think what you want if that makes you feel better. Doesnt change a damn things of what i just said.

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Old 03-28-2014, 05:38 AM
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Old 03-28-2014, 05:47 AM
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lul u fgts have a libido?? try some anti-D's and get that dick limp NIGRA
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:04 AM
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i enjoy my wifes company

fuck yall
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:32 AM
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There is many great female pianist. Just not many great female pianist compositor.

The gap is more on the feild of creativity and logic. Men and women have generally different skill set and taste. Finding your "best friend" which happen to have a vagina is to be very lucky.
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