Yeah DS9 was mostly garbage. The whole religious "The Sisko" thing was straight up cold diarrhea. They took the cool sci-fi stuff out and replaced it with religious wormhole voodoo, and Bajoran slave-rage. Oh, Kira's mother was a concubine to one of the administrators of a slave colony, so she's a race-traitor! How will the already permanently pissed off Bajoran deal with this shocking news??? How incredibly fucking uninteresting!
There were some cool aspects to it all, like the Gem'Hadar being permanently addicted to Ketracel White, but the only episodes really worth watching were the ones that were all about the Ferengi. Think there were 3 or 4 like that in the whole series and they were hilarious. Quark was the only character I really liked throughout the series, and even he was pretty one-sided. He at least kept it entertaining.
WTB a download of all the Ferengi episodes and then an all-new episode of every person who was ever featured on that show (except Quark and Picard) being absolutely murdered by the Borg, one by one. They should totally resist so that the Borg slaughter them all instead of turning them into Borg, just so they can keep their dumbass space religion to themselves as all of Bajor is turned into dust. I'd like to see some wormhole Jesus get 'em out of that one! Then send the borg through that shitty wormhole to assimilate some wormhole aliens and start pwning the gamma quadrant. Bunch of backwoods, drug-addicted morons and diseased, shapeshifting, omnisexual freaks up in that quadrant. Shouldn't take more than one or two Borg cubes.
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03-04-2014, 10:12 PM
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