Do girls Poop?

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by myriverse [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If your girlfriend ain't pooping, then you must have punctured her. Buy a new one.

Lol, best quote in this thread right here^

[Sirken]

Originally Posted by Lron [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have never dated a girl that pooped, so im 100% sure hot girls dont poop...

real girls poop buddy,

those dolls under your bed dont count as "hot girls"










(sorry, couldn't resist <3)

[Dr. Edge]

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[Rogean]

If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).

[Rail]

If you vomit after every meal, you never have to poop again!

[Fame]

Originally Posted by Rail [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you vomit after every meal, you never have to poop again!

Finally the truth!

[Dr. Edge]

Originally Posted by Rogean [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).

this is awful advice for colon health,

eat more fiber, poop more,

pooping is good for your colon health,
use it or lose it

[Jaxon]

What I'm hearing is that everyone but Rogean is full of shit.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Originally Posted by Jaxon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What I'm hearing is that everyone but Rogean is full of shit.

Maybe Rogean is full of shit because he can't let go?

[Splorf22]

Originally Posted by Rogean [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).

This actually isn't too far from the truth. Most people don't know that (aside from water) feces are mostly composed of bacteria. These bacteria can digest certain kinds of fiber and produce short-chain fatty acids which your body can burn for calories. Gorillas actually get like 50% of their calories this way; humans max out at like 5%. Most girls on diets would probably not be amused to know that all of their salads are actually burned as fat in their bodies!