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Old 08-02-2010, 06:51 PM
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That's a dude who loves cum.
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:04 PM
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this is like real barkingturtle vs pretend barkingturtle.

but the pretend one can't spell or use punctuation.
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:06 PM
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Oh, I see, I hurt you, somehow. You had to read one of my posts and clearly got all emotional about it. Sorry dude. You're collateral damage, caught up in my wake apparently, since I don't have the first fucking clue who you are.

I do have some advice, however. Learn to punctuate your prose and you will become a much more effective writer. In the past this was a skill we taught our children in grammar school. I can only assume you spent that period of time bouncing between foster homes and suffering neglect at the hands of cold-hearted strangers, ultimately leading to your underdeveloped language skills. Frankly I find it hilarious, but most folks take pity on rather than laugh at retards, so I s'pose I'm in the minority on that one, yet again.
Will, you, softly, quote, haiku's, in, my, ear, so, I, get, arrosed, by, the, utter, sound, of, your, half-ass, attempt, at, being, an, intellectual, faggot?
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:08 PM
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Hard to puncuate when your typing words that really matter on the other screen and doing this cause I am bored at work.
but hey when your a cum guzzling gutter slut like you I guess the best you can do is go after punctuation and try to make some kind of actual cum back with it besides the cum you spit back out of your mouth when I am done spewing into it.
Seriously, though, how does operating a dual monitor setup suddenly turn you illiterate? It's seriously that stressful for you? Friend that does not bode well for your defense against my claims to your moronitude. Not to mention the fact that operating a cash register can hardly be called "typing words that really matter on the other screen".

And your reading comprehension is also plainly laughable. You only noticed my criticism of your punctuation? Buddy I also inferred you grew up a ward of the state and suffered abuse that caused you to grow up into a retard. You might want to pick your battles better. But I guess, some folks are really insecure about their own intelligence, and having their inadequacies illuminated probably makes them really self-conscious, and I imagine then they might get all defensive and try and make lame excuses for being run of the mill stupid. I'm wasting my time. You probably choked on a button or a penny or a condom halfway through the first paragraph.
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:09 PM
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Will, you, softly, quote, haiku's, in, my, ear, so, I, get, arrosed, by, the, utter, sound, of, your, half-ass, attempt, at, being, an, intellectual, faggot?
That's a mad brew right there.

How's life Agaron? Your boy been hittin' right or do you need me to lube it up and slide one in your begging ass again, bitch?
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:19 PM
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Seriously, though, how does operating a dual monitor setup suddenly turn you illiterate? It's seriously that stressful for you? Friend that does not bode well for your defense against my claims to your moronitude. Not to mention the fact that operating a cash register can hardly be called "typing words that really matter on the other screen".

And your reading comprehension is also plainly laughable. You only noticed my criticism of your punctuation? Buddy I also inferred you grew up a ward of the state and suffered abuse that caused you to grow up into a retard. You might want to pick your battles better. But I guess, some folks are really insecure about their own intelligence, and having their inadequacies illuminated probably makes them really self-conscious, and I imagine then they might get all defensive and try and make lame excuses for being run of the mill stupid. I'm wasting my time. You probably choked on a button or a penny or a condom halfway through the first paragraph.
sorry but see on the other side is words that matter and i take my time on this side is well you and your not worth the effort.
As for the rest of your cum spew well lets just say I ignore the stuff that shows to me your a clueless cock rocker who thinks that you somehow have some insight but actully show most of the world that are really just a wanna be 25-32 yr old who think they know what the world is about but kid and you are a kid of this I am positive. all you end up doing is proving that you really are just a cum slurping gutter sqeeze that some pimp put out on the streets to expand your .... umm horizons yeah thats it.
Besides I am just having a little fun at work while i think about sleep i lost doing big boy activities last night while you were being tucked in by mommie
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:26 PM
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I'm thirty, Theldios, all you had to do was ask. I wasn't tryin' to be mysterious, and yeah, I'm a Pisces. I like long walks on the beach and ridiculing dipshits. Frankly, though, you're kind of doin' my job for me, and I'm gettin' a little jealous of the job you're doin'.
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:54 PM
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That's a mad brew right there.

How's life Agaron? Your boy been hittin' right or do you need me to lube it up and slide one in your begging ass again, bitch?
Mad brew? Is that like a mean beer? I don't understand nerd.

Again? So you've fucked me in the ass before?
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Old 08-02-2010, 10:32 PM
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55 hours camping an item and you didn't get it? Obviously it must be a glitch. Why does nobody complain when they're really really lucky? Almost every time I zone into highpass, Recfek Shralok is coincidentally up and I promptly pwnzor him and loot the Shralok Pack. I've made about 2.5K off him so far (not amazing, but not bad either). Do I go to the Bugs forum (or worse, *shudder*, R&F) and start bitching about how lucky I am? Of course not. If there's such a thing as "luck", there's also such a thing as "bad luck". If being horrendously unlucky is equally probable as being amazingly lucky, why complain about one and not the other?
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Old 08-03-2010, 02:22 AM
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You mean, armor actualy drop in fear? DIdn't know that.

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I need to raid with you. 3 Raids, 2 cleric armor drops.
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